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Month: March 2026

Events

“Masc Era Presents: Drag King and Things Revue – Where Kings Reign and Things Get Shady”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 15, 2026

**Masc Era: Where the Testosterone Meets the Tassel** Sacramento’s answer to “what if the gym bros discovered glitter” is back!…

Events

“Sunday Selectors: Nelson Paradise Roman Picks Winners (or Losers) While Sipping Piña Coladas”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 15, 2026

**Sunday Selectors** celebrates the OGs who made clubbing lit, from disco to deep house, because y’all wouldn’t know a groove…

Events

Sunday Series Indoor Concert: Classical Blast in Kilts or Why Bagpipes Should Replace Violins Forever

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 15, 2026

**Classical Blast’s Rockin’ Celtic Show: Where Kilts Meet Rock ‘n’ Roll!** 🍀🎸 Don’t miss this epic St. Patrick’s month celebration!…

Events

RPG Game Night: Cam Turns FIASCO into a Real-Life Disaster at SQBG!

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 15, 2026

**Join GM Cam for Fiasco—where your grand plans crash harder than a toddler on a sugar high!** 🍭 In *Fiasco*,…

Events

“Gator Belts, Patty Melts, and Monte Carlos: The Trifecta of Fancy Swamp Life”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 15, 2026

**OutKast-Themed Seafood Dinner: A Culinary “Bombs Over Birmingham”** Dive into a multi-course seafood feast where the beats are as fresh…

Events

“Savage Mill’s Epic Saga: History Crumbles, Screens Multiply—Now with More Drama!”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 15, 2026

**Attention all history buffs and climate change deniers!** Join us for a screening of two documentaries that will make you…

Israel says brother of Michigan synagogue assailant was Hezbollah commander killed in strike
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Israel says brother of Michigan synagogue assailant was Hezbollah commander killed in strike

Big ElephantMarch 15, 2026March 15, 2026

The MSM Wants You to Ignore the Real Story Behind the Michigan Synagogue Attack So here we go again –…

Booker: ‘The Senate should not be operating as business as usual’ amid Iran war | CNN Politics
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Booker: ‘The Senate should not be operating as business as usual’ amid Iran war | CNN Politics

Big ElephantMarch 15, 2026March 15, 2026

Oh look, Cory Booker is suddenly worried about Congress doing its job – how adorable! The same guy who cheered…

Amb. Mike Waltz: ‘I’ll Let the Big Guy Upstairs Decide When the Fireworks Stop, Don’t Want to Step on His Toes’
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Amb. Mike Waltz: ‘I’ll Let the Big Guy Upstairs Decide When the Fireworks Stop, Don’t Want to Step on His Toes’

Big ElephantMarch 15, 2026March 15, 2026

Breaking: Trump’s Ambassador Waltz Gives Away All Our Secrets to Iran, Claims “Strength” Is Just a Mirage In a shocking…

Events

“Pretty Girls Turn Up at R&B Brunch & Day Party: Where the Beats Are Smooth and the Vibes Are Cooler Than Your Ex”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 15, 2026

**Pretty Girls Love R&B Brunch & Day Party: Because Who Doesn’t Want to Vibe on a Sunday?** Sip, sip, hooray!…

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