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Month: March 2026

Katatonia in Charlotte, NC (03/07/2026)
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Katatonia in Charlotte, NC (03/07/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 7, 2026

Swedish heavy metal Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…

Rivers of Nihil in Charlotte, NC (03/07/2026)
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Rivers of Nihil in Charlotte, NC (03/07/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 7, 2026

"Where Owls Know My Name"! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

The sound at the end after he jumped 🤣🤣
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The sound at the end after he jumped 🤣🤣

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 7, 2026

You must watch until the last second Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

TIME reporter bravely admits, “I’m not dead yet,” after Trump casually reminds him that war is *gasp* dangerous
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

TIME reporter bravely admits, “I’m not dead yet,” after Trump casually reminds him that war is *gasp* dangerous

Big ElephantMarch 7, 2026March 7, 2026

Look Who’s Scared Now: TIME Reporter Cries About War Chats With Trump Oh, look! The liberals are clutching their pearls…

Former NATO Commander Gives U.S. Iran Campaign a Stellar 9/10 — Because Who Needs a Perfect Score Anyway?
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Former NATO Commander Gives U.S. Iran Campaign a Stellar 9/10 — Because Who Needs a Perfect Score Anyway?

Big ElephantMarch 7, 2026March 7, 2026

Breaking News: Admiral Stravidiot Rates Trump’s Iran Blitz a ‘9/10’—Must Be Drinking Liberal Kool-Aid! In a shocking display of *woke…

Pentagon’s AI Going Full Skynet in Iran Strikes While Tech Bros Throw Shade Over Military Contracts
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Pentagon’s AI Going Full Skynet in Iran Strikes While Tech Bros Throw Shade Over Military Contracts

Big ElephantMarch 7, 2026March 7, 2026

Breaking: Trump Unleashes AI-Guided Nukes on Iran — Because Why Not? In a stunning display of American military might, President…

US Military and FAA team up to zap drones with laser beams like sci-fi nerds at Comic-Con | CNN
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

US Military and FAA team up to zap drones with laser beams like sci-fi nerds at Comic-Con | CNN

Big ElephantMarch 6, 2026March 6, 2026

Trump’s Laser Defense: Blasting Away Enemies, Both Foreign and Democratic The Department of War (formerly known as Defense, before we…

Why the Strait of Hormuz is the World’s Most Dramatic Traffic Jam
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Why the Strait of Hormuz is the World’s Most Dramatic Traffic Jam

Big ElephantMarch 6, 2026March 6, 2026

Breaking: Trump’s War on Iran Sends Gas Prices Through the Roof – CNN Blames ‘Complex Global Dynamics’ Well, well, well,…

Iranian Operatives: The Original Long-Term Airbnb Guests Plotting Chaos Since Forever, Says CNN Intel Expert
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Iranian Operatives: The Original Long-Term Airbnb Guests Plotting Chaos Since Forever, Says CNN Intel Expert

Big ElephantMarch 6, 2026March 6, 2026

Breaking News: Deep State Operatives Still Clinging to Iran Hysteria Narrative Well folks, looks like the Deep State’s propaganda machine…

Kristi Noem Fired As DHS Secretary
The Onion

Kristi Noem Fired As DHS Secretary

FinnMarch 6, 2026

       Kristi Noem was fired from her post as Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security and will be replaced…

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