Megyn Kelly Goes Back To Normal After Eating A Snickers
NEW YORK, NY — After months of mounting concern over her apparent change in viewpoints on geopolitical matters, popular…
Month: March 2026
U.S. Embassy In Minneapolis Evacuated Over Safety Concerns For American Citizens
MINNEAPOLIS, MN — The United States State Department issued an evacuation order for the U.S. embassy located in downtown…
Trump To Americans: ‘You Won’t Have To Pay Your Son’s Cell Phone Bill When He Dies At War’
WASHINGTON—Striking a note of optimism as the prospects for a protracted conflict with Iran grew likelier, President Trump on…
DHS Nominee Markwayne Mullin Surges In Popularity After Vowing To Deport Liberal White Ladies
U.S. — As the Trump cabinet experienced a significant changing of the guard, new Department of Homeland Security nominee…
Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead
The post Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead appeared first on The Onion.…
THE WARNING Unleashes Fiery New Single ‘Kerosene’ – Because Why Not Set Everything Ablaze?
Move over, fire extinguishers — THE WARNING just released a new single called “Kerosene,” and it’s every bit as flammable…
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic Remake ‘Still In Development,’ Claims Saber Chief Creative Officer — Because Who Needs Deadlines Anyway?
In a stunning revelation that has sent shockwaves through the galaxy (and by shockwaves, we mean a barely audible murmur),…
Death Cycle – Trailer Unleashed: Motorcycle Mayhem Meets Bloody Vengeance in This Revved-Up Revenge Slasher!
Hold onto your popcorn and check your life insurance policy, because DEATH CYCLE is coming to digitally haunt your screen…
RoboCop: Rogue City Update Accidentally Spills the Beans on a Secret Hunter: The Reckoning Game, Because Why Not?
So, Steam decided to play a little game of “what if” with RoboCop Rogue City players this week, and the…
Danny Dyer’s Final Fling: The Deal That’ll Make You Deal With Your Life Choices
One Last Deal — because apparently Danny Dyer wasn’t busy enough terrorizing cockney criminals and stomping through Guy Ritchie’s back…