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Month: March 2026

KILLSWITCH ENGAGE Declares June 2026 U.S. Tour, MACHINE HEAD Obliged to Attend
KILLSWITCH ENGAGE Is BACK With A Summer Tour That'll Melt Your Face Off
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KILLSWITCH ENGAGE Declares June 2026 U.S. Tour, MACHINE HEAD Obliged to Attend

Chord F. DiscordMarch 3, 2026March 3, 2026

Metalheads, REJOICE! KILLSWITCH ENGAGE is finally dragging their heavy asses out of hibernation for a massive U.S. headline tour this…

Zootopia 2 Finally Reveals When It’s Taking Over Your Streaming Queue — Because Your Life Wasn’t Already Chaotic Enough
Breaking, Movie News

Zootopia 2 Finally Reveals When It’s Taking Over Your Streaming Queue — Because Your Life Wasn’t Already Chaotic Enough

FinnMarch 3, 2026March 3, 2026

Oh boy, here we go again. Another animated flick that made more money than most countries’ GDPs. But hey, who…

5 Things to Know for March 3: Iran’s Next Big Thing, Protests Everywhere, Primaries Madness, Clinton’s Legal Drama, and Nancy Guthrie’s Surprise Comeback
War With Iran Heats Up as Trump Unleashes "Big Wave" of US Action
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

5 Things to Know for March 3: Iran’s Next Big Thing, Protests Everywhere, Primaries Madness, Clinton’s Legal Drama, and Nancy Guthrie’s Surprise Comeback

Big ElephantMarch 3, 2026March 3, 2026

The Middle East is burning as Israel and the US pound Iranian targets while Iran strikes back at US allies.…

Stocks Twerk as Wall Street Freaks Over Iran War Freakout
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Stocks Twerk as Wall Street Freaks Over Iran War Freakout

Big ElephantMarch 3, 2026March 3, 2026

Trump Puts Iran on Notice: Global Markets Shake, But America Stays Strong Well, well, well – looks like our fearless…

Target’s New CEO Unveils His “Brilliant” Plan to Save the Store from Certain Doom
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Target’s New CEO Unveils His “Brilliant” Plan to Save the Store from Certain Doom

Big ElephantMarch 3, 2026March 3, 2026

Target’s CEO Finally Wakes Up: “Tarzhay” Isn’t a Woke Joke Anymore After years of watching Target’s stock tank like a…

We are the World (Cup) but Men in Blazers’ Roger Bennett Just Wrote a Book About It
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

We are the World (Cup) but Men in Blazers’ Roger Bennett Just Wrote a Book About It

Big ElephantMarch 3, 2026March 3, 2026

Oh great, another liberal soccer love letter while America burns! Roger Bennett’s new book, “We are the World (Cup),” is…

The only smart move they ever made in dumb and dumber 😂
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The only smart move they ever made in dumb and dumber 😂

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 3, 2026

Kick his ass, Seabass! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

I Am The God Of Your Children. I Am The Final Parent.
The Onion

I Am The God Of Your Children. I Am The Final Parent.

FinnMarch 3, 2026

       Hi, friends! Today, I’d like to talk to the grown-ups. I know it’s not easy raising children. Looking after…

Live

8th Annual Buffalo LepreCon: Where Everyone’s Irish, No One’s Sober, and the Shamrocks Are Optional

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 3, 2026

The Leprecon Crawl is back for the 8th year, because nothing says “networking” like green beer and regret! 🍀🍻 Join…

Live

Oublis, concentration en berne, mémoire qui flanche : panique générale, on se bouge les méninges !

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 3, 2026

Webinaire gratuit : Troubles de la mémoire débutants : comprendre l’accompagnement en Équipe Spécialisée Mémoire à domicile 📅 Jeudi 19…

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