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Month: March 2026

DANI FILTH: CRADLE OF FILTH Nears Completion of New Album, Just Needs a Few More Goat Sacrifices and Guitar Solos
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DANI FILTH: CRADLE OF FILTH Nears Completion of New Album, Just Needs a Few More Goat Sacrifices and Guitar Solos

Chord F. DiscordMarch 7, 2026March 7, 2026

Oh look, Dani Filth is happy, surprise, surprise 😏 The gothic metal maestro recently told Australia’s *Heavy* that fans are…

NONPOINT’s ELIAS SORIANO: ‘Prepare For Your Ears To Explode With Joy Or Something’
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NONPOINT’s ELIAS SORIANO: ‘Prepare For Your Ears To Explode With Joy Or Something’

Chord F. DiscordMarch 7, 2026March 7, 2026

Well, look who’s back! NONPOINT is gearing up for a new album, and according to Elias Soriano, it’s going to…

Katatonia in Charlotte, NC (03/07/2026)
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Katatonia in Charlotte, NC (03/07/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 7, 2026

Swedish heavy metal Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…

Rivers of Nihil in Charlotte, NC (03/07/2026)
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Rivers of Nihil in Charlotte, NC (03/07/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 7, 2026

"Where Owls Know My Name"! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Events

Rose Bowl Flea Market: Where Your Grandma’s Junk Becomes Your Treasure (Or Just More Junk) on March 8, 2026

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 7, 2026

The world-famous Rose Bowl Flea Market happens the second Sunday of every month! 🛒 Shop over 2,500 vendors offering everything…

Events

Latinas Forever: Nuestro Carnaval – Where the Party Never Stops and the Tacos Never Run Out! 🎉🌮

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 7, 2026

🌸 LATINAS FOREVER! Nuestro Carnaval 💃🏽 Another excuse to dress up, eat too much, and dance until your shoes hate…

Events

SATURDAYS: WHERE THE CIRCUS OF CHAOS BECOMES YOUR WEEKLY THERAPY SESSION

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 7, 2026

**Prepare for the “Greatest Show on Earth” – Atlanta’s Saturday Night Circus!** Join us every week at THE GREATEST SHOW…

Events

YFN Lucci Rocks the Garden: Winners Circle 9-Year Bash – No Green Thumbs Required!

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 7, 2026

🎉 Winners Circle Entertainment’s 9th Anniversary: A Celebration So Epic, Even Your Ex Might Show Up Join us for the…

The sound at the end after he jumped 🤣🤣
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The sound at the end after he jumped 🤣🤣

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 7, 2026

You must watch until the last second Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

TIME reporter bravely admits, “I’m not dead yet,” after Trump casually reminds him that war is *gasp* dangerous
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TIME reporter bravely admits, “I’m not dead yet,” after Trump casually reminds him that war is *gasp* dangerous

Big ElephantMarch 7, 2026March 7, 2026

Look Who’s Scared Now: TIME Reporter Cries About War Chats With Trump Oh, look! The liberals are clutching their pearls…

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