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Month: March 2026

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“Health Workforce Well-Being Day 2026 Webinar: Because Even Doctors Need a Break from Saving Lives”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 6, 2026

🎉 Health Workforce Well-Being Day 2026: Because Doctors Need a Day Off Too! 🎉 The NAM Clinician Well-Being Collaborative invites…

US Military and FAA team up to zap drones with laser beams like sci-fi nerds at Comic-Con | CNN
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US Military and FAA team up to zap drones with laser beams like sci-fi nerds at Comic-Con | CNN

Big ElephantMarch 6, 2026March 6, 2026

Trump’s Laser Defense: Blasting Away Enemies, Both Foreign and Democratic The Department of War (formerly known as Defense, before we…

Why the Strait of Hormuz is the World’s Most Dramatic Traffic Jam
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Why the Strait of Hormuz is the World’s Most Dramatic Traffic Jam

Big ElephantMarch 6, 2026March 6, 2026

Breaking: Trump’s War on Iran Sends Gas Prices Through the Roof – CNN Blames ‘Complex Global Dynamics’ Well, well, well,…

Iranian Operatives: The Original Long-Term Airbnb Guests Plotting Chaos Since Forever, Says CNN Intel Expert
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Iranian Operatives: The Original Long-Term Airbnb Guests Plotting Chaos Since Forever, Says CNN Intel Expert

Big ElephantMarch 6, 2026March 6, 2026

Breaking News: Deep State Operatives Still Clinging to Iran Hysteria Narrative Well folks, looks like the Deep State’s propaganda machine…

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FGP ACADEMY: QUANDO L’ORTOSI DIVENTA UNA QUESTIONE DI STATO PER GLI OVER 60

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 6, 2026

🎉 FGP ACADEMY – 25.03.2026: Over 60 Edition! 🎉 📣 Hey ortho pros! Get ready to dive into the fascinating…

Events

“Rum Punch Brunch: Where Your Day Starts with a Buzz and Ends with a Nap”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 6, 2026

**Season X Begins — 10 Years of Culture. One Sunday at a Time.** Rum Punch Brunch returns March 15th at…

Events

“LuisterLadder Skills: Because Who Needs Actual Conversations When You Can Just Climb a Ladder of Pretend Empathy?”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 6, 2026

Game Changers krijgen skills sessies Deze Game Changers, die al bestaan in diverse contexten, krijgen nu de kans om hun…

Events

Dupont Circle Turns Into a Technicolor War Zone for Holi Festival!

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 6, 2026

**Holi Festival: A Colorful Chaos in Dupont Circle!** 🌈✨ Join the Indian Embassy for a wild celebration of the Holi…

Kristi Noem Fired As DHS Secretary
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Kristi Noem Fired As DHS Secretary

FinnMarch 6, 2026

       Kristi Noem was fired from her post as Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security and will be replaced…

Babylon Bee

Megyn Kelly Goes Back To Normal After Eating A Snickers

FinnMarch 6, 2026

    NEW YORK, NY — After months of mounting concern over her apparent change in viewpoints on geopolitical matters, popular…

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