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Month: March 2026

Danny Dyer’s Final Fling: The Deal That’ll Make You Deal With Your Life Choices
Breaking, Movie News

Danny Dyer’s Final Fling: The Deal That’ll Make You Deal With Your Life Choices

FinnMarch 6, 2026March 6, 2026

One Last Deal — because apparently Danny Dyer wasn’t busy enough terrorizing cockney criminals and stomping through Guy Ritchie’s back…

Lady – Watch Sian Clifford’s Masterpiece of Chaos in the New Surreal British Mockumentary That’ll Make You Question Reality (and Your Life Choices)
Breaking, Movie News

Lady – Watch Sian Clifford’s Masterpiece of Chaos in the New Surreal British Mockumentary That’ll Make You Question Reality (and Your Life Choices)

FinnMarch 6, 2026March 6, 2026

Oh look, another British film where a posh lady turns invisible because she’s *so* desperate for attention. How delightfully original.…

DOJ Employee Charged In Child Pornography Case
The Onion

DOJ Employee Charged In Child Pornography Case

FinnMarch 6, 2026

       Longtime Justice Department employee Timothy Parsons, a legal staffer in the U.S. Attorney’s Office in Washington, D.C., was arrested…

They surprised their grandma with a cousin sleepover ❤️🥺
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They surprised their grandma with a cousin sleepover ❤️🥺

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 6, 2026

This is what life is all about Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Trump casually shrugs off Iran’s democracy dreams, because who needs elections when you’ve got tweets?
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump casually shrugs off Iran’s democracy dreams, because who needs elections when you’ve got tweets?

Big ElephantMarch 6, 2026March 6, 2026

Trump Roasts Iran: “Neutered and Ready for New Management!” In an exclusive call that’s got Washington buzzing, President Donald J.…

New pics show Uncle Sam playing dodgeball with Iranian kids, oops!
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

New pics show Uncle Sam playing dodgeball with Iranian kids, oops!

Big ElephantMarch 6, 2026March 6, 2026

Yet Another “Mistake” by Sleepy Joe’s Military as CNN’s Liberal Sleuths “Uncover” Shocking Truth Well, well, well—look who’s been playing…

Russia: The Ultimate Wingman for Iran, Spilling US Military Secrets Like Gossip at a Tea Party
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Russia: The Ultimate Wingman for Iran, Spilling US Military Secrets Like Gossip at a Tea Party

Big ElephantMarch 6, 2026March 6, 2026

Oh Look, Putin and Xi Playing Besties with Iran – Surprise, Surprise! So here we are, folks. While President Trump…

EPA Unveils Plan To Make Water Chunkier
The Onion

EPA Unveils Plan To Make Water Chunkier

FinnMarch 6, 2026

       WASHINGTON—In an effort to provide a “more hearty, spoonable drinking experience,” the Environmental Protection Agency announced Thursday a sweeping…

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FOODEESFEST Charlotte, North Carolina: Where Your Wallet Cries and Your Stomach Smiles (40+ Food Trucks Ready to Ruin Your Diet!)

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 6, 2026

Join Us at the Foodees Food and Culture Festival in Charlotte, NC Get ready for a weekend of delicious food,…

Events

Pacific Power 2026 Oregon Wildfire Webinar: Because Nothing Says “Preparedness” Like a Party in the Flames!

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 6, 2026

**🔥 Pacific Power’s Wildfire Webinar: Because Nothing Says “Fun” Like Wildfire Season! 🔥** Join us on **TUESDAY, MARCH 10, 2026…

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