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Month: March 2026

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“Quand les profs de FLE s’attaquent à la prosodie : De la syllabe au mot phonétique, la guerre du son commence !”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 3, 2026

Rencontre virtuelle FLE – Laure Fesquet : Pourquoi la prononciation en FLE ne peut pas se réduire au travail des…

Events

B&N Virtually Presents: Allen Levi and His Theo of Golden Nonsense

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 3, 2026

“A word-of-mouth smash hit.” —The New York Times Barnes & Noble invites you to join bestselling author Allen Levi for…

Events

How to Schmooze Like a Pro: The Dark Art of Business Networking (and Why You Should Probably Just Stay Home)

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 3, 2026

🔥 January SOLD OUT, February SOLD OUT at 450 seats. March events are NOW OPEN. Seats are capped to protect…

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“10 Random Crap That Proves Scots vs. English Is Basically a Soap Opera”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 3, 2026

✨What can ancient trinkets tell us about language evolution? ✨ Join us for a riveting journey through time as Jeremy…

Events

“National Child Safety Reform and NQF Legislative Changes: Because Kids Deserve Better Than a Bunch of Bureaucratic Nonsense”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 2, 2026

🚨 Important News for Childcare Workers! 🚨 VECRA is hosting a FREE info session on National Child Safety Reform and…

The best scenes from the “Scary Movie 6” trailer!
Videos

The best scenes from the “Scary Movie 6” trailer!

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 2, 2026

Those MFs are back! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

This is what l call growing old disgracefully
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This is what l call growing old disgracefully

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 2, 2026

When people get to this stage of distortion they are incapable of actually seeing themselves Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy,…

Price Of Teeth Rises
The Onion

Price Of Teeth Rises

FinnMarch 2, 2026

       According to Delta Dental’s new Original Tooth Fairy Poll, the average amount of money left under a pillow for…

I would be lying on the floor using a whole roll of paper towels
Videos

I would be lying on the floor using a whole roll of paper towels

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 2, 2026

This is what being good at your job looks like Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical…

Not one unique experience
Videos

Not one unique experience

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 2, 2026

We’ve all been there Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

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