He knows he’s cooked
He accepted his fate Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
Month: March 2026
‘Soon…,’ Whispers Dad To Dormant Lawnmower In Garage
LEE’S SUMMIT, MO — The dreams of spring were in the air during last weekend, as one local suburban…
Here’s How Major News Outlets Are Reporting The Death Of The Ayatollah
Fox News: Trump Strikes Iran In ‘Perfectly Executed’ Military Operation Fox News: Trump Strikes Iran In ‘Perfectly Executed’ Military…
Jim Carrey’s Cesar Awards Debacle: The Real Story or Just Another Carrey Catastrophe?
So, apparently, people lost their collective minds when Jim Carrey showed up at the César Awards looking, well, slightly less…
METALLICA: Because Las Vegas Wasn’t Loud Enough, Here Come Six More Shows to Melt Your Ears at the Sphere
Oh look, another announcement that’s going to make every metalhead with disposable income hyperventilate. METALLICA, those delightful four horsemen of…
Trump’s Neck Rash? Just His Skin’s Way of ‘Preventing’ Criticism!
Oh no, poor baby Trump has a rash! Quick, somebody get the president a tiny violin! It’s truly heartbreaking to…
Trump Creates Makeshift Situation Room In Mar-A-Lago Sauna
The post Trump Creates Makeshift Situation Room In Mar-A-Lago Sauna appeared first on The Onion. The post Trump Creates…
Man Goes Back In Time To Mesmerize Ancients With Futuristic Technology Of Gushers
EGYPT — Newly unearthed records appear to indicate a man claiming to be from the future traveled to ancient…
“Social Media Content Without the Cringe: How to Not Suck at Arts & Culture Storytelling”
Social media content without the cringe: Storytelling for Arts & Culture 🎭✨ Tired of awkward dances and forced trends? This…
“Massive What? A Hilarious Look at Your Grand Plans!”
Ah, finalmente un webinar per aiutare gli studenti a scegliere l’università! Perché niente dice “decisione importante” come ascoltare Alessandro D’Avenia…