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Day: April 12, 2026

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Get Ready for the Most Thrilling Event of the Year Northwest Communication Association 2026 Annual Conference Where Nerds Unite to Talk About Talking

Chuck B. BallsyApril 12, 2026

Oh joy, a conference! 🎉 NWCA Annual Conference at Coeur d’Alene Resort from April 12-14, 2026 📅 Chuck B. BallsyChuck…

Lamb of God to Rock Out with Face Melting Easter Oratorio in Sunnyvale Because Jesus Loves Metal
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Lamb of God to Rock Out with Face Melting Easter Oratorio in Sunnyvale Because Jesus Loves Metal

Chuck B. BallsyApril 12, 2026

🎉 Eventbrite: Where Events Come to Life 🎉 🤣 Who needs actual events when you can have an endless loop…

Titanic 2.0: Because One Sinking Boat Cruise Wasnt Enough Now Introducing the Selena Sunset Disaster Waiting to Happen Boat Cruise
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Titanic 2.0: Because One Sinking Boat Cruise Wasnt Enough Now Introducing the Selena Sunset Disaster Waiting to Happen Boat Cruise

Chuck B. BallsyApril 12, 2026

RIP to the best party ever 😂 THE SELENA SUNSET. BOAT CRUISE 🚣‍♀️🌅 has sadly ended 🎉, but you can…

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Get Ready for the Most Lit Day Party Ever with Ohgeesy and DJ Vision Bringing the Noise

Chuck B. BallsyApril 12, 2026

Day party with Ohgeesy & DJ Vision 🎉 at EOS Lounge on April 12, 2026 at 2:00 PM 🕰️ 😎…

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Learn to Destroy Music with Your Terrible Singing in Musical Improv Workshops

Chuck B. BallsyApril 12, 2026

Yay, improv time! 🎉 🤣 Stomping Ground’s got a new workshop 📚 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in…

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Las Vegas Descends into Chaos as MercyMe Volunteers Suddenly Decide to be Helpful and Nice to People

Chuck B. BallsyApril 12, 2026

🙌 What to Expect Yay, you’re volunteering at a Christian concert tour! 🎉 It’s gonna be a blast… or not.…

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Get Ready for the Most Thrilling Online Course Ever Die neue S3-Leitlinie Essstörungen Because Who Doesn’t Love Reading About Eating Disorders

Chuck B. BallsyApril 12, 2026

Online-Fortbildung: “Die neue S3-Leitlinie Essstörungen” Referent: Prof. Dr. Beate Herpertz-Dahlmann 🤓 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the…

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Chuck B. BallsyApril 12, 2026

«Dead men tell no tales, but they sure as hell sing.» ⚰️🎤 Welcome to the debut broadcast of Radio Dead…

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