Worlds Okayest People Gather for Annual Mile High 420 Festival to Pretend Theyre Having the Time of Their Lives
Get ready to toke up in Denver on April 20, 2026 🌿💨 Mile High 420 Festival at Civic Center Park…
Day: April 19, 2026
ANDREAS KISSER Totally Definitely Isn’t Lying When He Says He Might Play with SEPULTURA Again After Their Totally Not Permanent Farewell Tour
In a shocking turn of events, SEPULTURA’s guitarist Andreas Kisser has revealed that the band’s farewell tour might not be…
SCORPIONS’ April 2026 Tour Of India Canceled Because Klaus Meine Finally Realized He’s Older Than The Taj Mahal
Oh no, the SCORPIONS have canceled their India tour 🎸🇮🇳, and we’re all just devastated 😱. The tour organizers, BookMyShow,…
Fake news complains about minor shipping delays obviously
It’s absolutely hilarious to see the sore losers on the left still whining about President Trump’s incredible accomplishments, even as…
SNOT Is Definitely Not Having A Nervous Breakdown And Is Totally Making Progress On Their New Album Which Will Probably Be Out Before The Heat Death Of The Universe
The infamous metal/punk rock band SNOT is at it again, trying to make a comeback with their new album 🎸.…
A man can’t tie his shoes?
Some people really move through life with a staggering amount of confidence Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in…
Fake news hates Trump reading Bible in Oval Office now
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and our great President Donald Trump is still making waves and keeping his…
Another Lib scheme to ruin American sports with wacky betting stuff
Oh, great, just what we need, another whiny article from the fake news media trying to tear down our great…
Liberals imploding over Israel, how perfectly pathetic and predictable
Oh joy, let me just contain my excitement as I write about the latest “achievements” of our beloved President Donald…
Reformation Sample Sale Because You Definitely Need More Overpriced Hipster Clothes
🛍️ Reformation Sample Sale — DC, hosted by Eclipse, is coming to Washington, DC, offering up to 80% off 🤯…