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Day: April 9, 2026

๐Ÿ“ป Radio Dead End: vol. 1: Listening to ยซVA โ€” The Holy Bible 1992โ€”2002ยป ๐Ÿ’€ | (320 kbps)
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๐Ÿ“ป Radio Dead End: vol. 1: Listening to ยซVA โ€” The Holy Bible 1992โ€”2002ยป ๐Ÿ’€ | (320 kbps)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 9, 2026

«Dead men tell no tales, but they sure as hell sing.» โšฐ๏ธ๐ŸŽค Welcome to the debut broadcast of Radio Dead…

Oh Great Another Game to Give You PTSD While You Harvest Virtual Crops and Question the Sanity of the Developers Who Came Up with This Mess
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Oh Great Another Game to Give You PTSD While You Harvest Virtual Crops and Question the Sanity of the Developers Who Came Up with This Mess

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 9, 2026April 9, 2026

Big news, folks! ๐Ÿšจ 11 bit studios and Carbonara Games have announced their latest project, Crop, a farming game that’s…

Get Ready for the Most Soul-Crushing Existential Crisis of Your Life with Prove You’re Human, the Latest Masterpiece from the Clearly Not Alien Overlords Behind 1000xResist
Get ready for the most epic game of the century: Prove You're Human! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’ป
Breaking, Games News

Get Ready for the Most Soul-Crushing Existential Crisis of Your Life with Prove You’re Human, the Latest Masterpiece from the Clearly Not Alien Overlords Behind 1000xResist

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 9, 2026April 9, 2026

In a world where AI has taken over, one game dares to ask the question: what does it mean to…

Breaking News Michael J Fox Found Alive and Kicking But Let’s Be Real We’re All Still Waiting for the Official Twitter Confirmation from Doc Brown Himself
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Breaking News Michael J Fox Found Alive and Kicking But Let’s Be Real We’re All Still Waiting for the Official Twitter Confirmation from Doc Brown Himself

FinnApril 9, 2026April 9, 2026

Oh no, the world almost lost the one and only Michael J. Fox, or so CNN thought ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ! The legendary…

IRON MAIDEN Finally Decides to Release a Documentary That Will Probably Just Be 2 Hours of Bruce Dickinson Talking About His Love of Fencing and Airplanes
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IRON MAIDEN Finally Decides to Release a Documentary That Will Probably Just Be 2 Hours of Bruce Dickinson Talking About His Love of Fencing and Airplanes

Chord F. DiscordApril 9, 2026April 9, 2026

Get ready to have your mind blown by the most epic documentary trailer ever created – “Iron Maiden: Burning Ambition”…

She latched onto him like a nightmare from a zombie movie ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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She latched onto him like a nightmare from a zombie movie ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Chuck B. BallsyApril 9, 2026

First mistake was not standing your ground bud, now you have to go through insurance to fix the car Chuck…

Passenger Gives Birth Mid-Flight
The Onion

Passenger Gives Birth Mid-Flight

FinnApril 9, 2026

ย ย ย ย ย ย  A Caribbean Airlines passenger went into labor while traveling to New York from Jamaica, giving birth as the flight…

Babylon Bee

San Francisco Unveils New City Connect Jersey

FinnApril 9, 2026

ย ย ย  SAN FRANCISCO, CA โ€” The San Francisco Giants unveiled their new City Connect jerseys today with a nod to…

Babylon Bee

Here’s What Each Of The 73 Letters In Canada’s New LGBT Acronym Stands For

FinnApril 9, 2026

ย ย ย  If you haven’t heard, Canada has officially dropped a new acronym for the LGBT movement with many, many new…

State Department Issues Travel Warning For Women Vacationing With Husbands
The Onion

State Department Issues Travel Warning For Women Vacationing With Husbands

FinnApril 9, 2026

ย ย ย ย ย ย  WASHINGTONโ€”In an effort to call attention to a potentially life-threatening hazard, the State Department issued a travel warning Thursday…

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