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Day: April 17, 2026

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Aprende a No Arruinar la Vida de tus Hijos con Seguridad Corporal Para Padres y Cuidadores Desesperados

Chuck B. BallsyApril 17, 2026

🤣 Aprende a manejar conversaciones difíciles con jóvenes sobre límites en línea a través de Zoom 📊 📚

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Because What Every Small Town Needs is a Giant Helping of Right Wing Propaganda and Jesus

Chuck B. BallsyApril 17, 2026

April 18, 2026, 1 PM – 6 PM, 🕰️ Charlotte County Fairgrounds 🎉 🙏

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LYFE ATL Saturday Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do with Your Life and Free Entry is the Only Thing That Matters

Chuck B. BallsyApril 17, 2026

SATURDAY PARTY IN ATLANTA 🎉 TEXT “LYFE” TO 404.386.1888 📱

Daredevil Actor Charlie Cox Finally Figures Out How To Use a Controller and Plays Clair Obscur Expedition 33 Gets Absolutely Destroyed
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Daredevil Actor Charlie Cox Finally Figures Out How To Use a Controller and Plays Clair Obscur Expedition 33 Gets Absolutely Destroyed

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 17, 2026April 17, 2026

Wow, what a total “legend” 🤣, Charlie Cox, the amazing actor who voices Gustave in Clair Obscur: Expedition 33, has…

THE BLACK CROWES To Headline Super Exclusive Concert For The 12 People Who Still Use SiriusXM In Austin
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THE BLACK CROWES To Headline Super Exclusive Concert For The 12 People Who Still Use SiriusXM In Austin

Chord F. DiscordApril 17, 2026April 17, 2026

Breaking news, folks! 🚨🎸 The Black Crowes are teaming up with Whiskey Myers for an epic concert that will surely…

Oh Joy Another Beloved Childhood Classic Is About to Be Ruined by a Soulless Live-Action Remake of FernGully Because What the World Really Needed Was a Reboot of a Movie About a Fairy and a Human Who Fall in Love in the Rainforest
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Oh Joy Another Beloved Childhood Classic Is About to Be Ruined by a Soulless Live-Action Remake of FernGully Because What the World Really Needed Was a Reboot of a Movie About a Fairy and a Human Who Fall in Love in the Rainforest

FinnApril 17, 2026April 17, 2026

Breaking news: The Amazon rainforest might not be the last one after all, because Amazon MGM is remaking FernGully: The…

Babylon Bee

Report: Heaven Offers Special Perks For People Who Dress Up Nice For Church

FinnApril 17, 2026

    HEAVEN — According to angelic sources, Heaven offers special perks for people who dress up nice for church.   HEAVEN…

Oil Prices Plummet In Big Fuck-You To Americans Who Got Gas Yesterday
The Onion

Oil Prices Plummet In Big Fuck-You To Americans Who Got Gas Yesterday

FinnApril 17, 2026

       WASHINGTON—In what is being characterized as a massive middle finger to millions of furious motorists, oil prices plummeted Friday,…

Babylon Bee

Newsom Reinstates Death Penalty For Anyone Caught Investigating Fraud

FinnApril 17, 2026

    SACRAMENTO, CA — California Governor Gavin Newsom announced on Friday that he would be signing a law reinstating the…

Events

Hoe ga je eindelijk je leerlingen wakker krijgen tijdens online lessen zonder ze te laten instorten van verveling

Chuck B. BallsyApril 17, 2026

Ontdek het geheim van interactieve e-learning 🤫 LUDO workshop 📚💻

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