Fortnite Chapter Updates Are Changing the Game Again Because You Weren’t Already Completely Sick of It Yet
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious Fortnite drama? 🤯 The game that’s been around for what feels…
Day: April 21, 2026
Xbox Game Pass Now Free For Everyone Except You, Suckers, Prices Actually Doubling For The Cool Kids
The price of Xbox Game Pass Ultimate is dropping from $29.99 to $22.99 per month, because who needs that extra…
SAMMY HAGAR Downsizes 2026 U.K. Tour to Your Living Room, Will Play for You and Your 12 Closest Friends on His Newly Acquired Kazoo
Get ready for the most epic tour announcement of the year, folks! 🤩 Rock legend Sammy Hagar is coming to…
OF COURSE IT IS WHO CARES ABOUT FOREIGN STUFF ANYWAY
Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news media is at it again, trying to tear down our great President Donald…
Liberal media whining about war and tigers again obviously
The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved President Donald Trump and the…
Newsom Orders Reservoirs Emptied In Preparation For Fire Season
   LOS ANGELES, CA — Governor Gavin Newsom took decisive action on Tuesday as he ordered California reservoirs drained in…
Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings
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Party That Promised To Save America Announces It’s Not Really Interested In Saving America Anymore
   WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following months of urging from President Trump and the American people to pass the SAVE Act…
Weird, But OK: Woman Carries Child For 9 Months Just To Name Him ‘Walter’
   KINGMAN, AZ — According to witness accounts, a local woman carried her unborn child to a full 9 months,…
Apple Backs Up Tim Cook’s Memories To Port Over Into Next CEO
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