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Day: April 22, 2026

Fake news protecting Deep State pedophiles again obviously
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news protecting Deep State pedophiles again obviously

Big ElephantApril 22, 2026April 22, 2026

Oh boy, are you folks ready for some laughable news? I’ve got a real treat for you. So, it turns…

Who cares about World Cup, fake news, not America
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Who cares about World Cup, fake news, not America

Big ElephantApril 22, 2026April 22, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, I get to write about the fake news media’s latest attempt to tear down our great…

Dummy libs flock to Trump’s genius Kennedy Center takeover plan somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Dummy libs flock to Trump’s genius Kennedy Center takeover plan somehow

Big ElephantApril 22, 2026April 22, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest “controversy” surrounding our great…

Babylon Bee

NFL To Utilize Hogwarts’ Sorting Hat For This Year’s Draft

FinnApril 22, 2026

    PITTSBURGH, PA — In a stark change from decades of tradition, the National Football League announced that, rather than…

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Chuck B. BallsyApril 22, 2026

If someone look hard enough, you will find an issue with just about anything. This is just a waste of…

Babylon Bee

10 Powerful Stories From People Who Converted To Atheism

FinnApril 22, 2026

    We all love a good conversion story. Those beautiful accounts of people who thought life had meaning and then…

Elden Ring Movie Leaked Because Of Course It Was Going To Happen And Now We Get To See If They Can Possibly Ruin The Most Iconic Locations In The Game
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Elden Ring Movie Leaked Because Of Course It Was Going To Happen And Now We Get To See If They Can Possibly Ruin The Most Iconic Locations In The Game

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 22, 2026April 22, 2026

The Elden Ring movie is happening, and we’re not sure if we should be excited or terrified 🎥😱. I mean,…

D-Topia Preview – Because Who Needs a Functional Society Anyway
Breaking, Games News

D-Topia Preview – Because Who Needs a Functional Society Anyway

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 22, 2026April 22, 2026

Life in the D-Topia facility is literally the most perfect thing you’ve ever heard of 🤩, right? I mean, who…

Get Ready for the Most Overhyped Movie of the Year Watch the Underwhelming Final Trailer for David Lowerys Mother Mary
Breaking, Movie News

Get Ready for the Most Overhyped Movie of the Year Watch the Underwhelming Final Trailer for David Lowerys Mother Mary

FinnApril 22, 2026April 22, 2026

The most epic, life-changing, and utterly ridiculous movie trailer has dropped, and I’m not even being sarcastic (or am I?)…

Masters of Albion Early Access Preview – Because Your Life Was Missing a Healthy Dose of Crushing Mediocrity and Unfulfilled Promises
Masters of Albion: Because Who Needs Fully Realized Games, Anyway? 🤣
Breaking, Games News

Masters of Albion Early Access Preview – Because Your Life Was Missing a Healthy Dose of Crushing Mediocrity and Unfulfilled Promises

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 22, 2026April 22, 2026

So, Peter Molyneux is back with another game that’s supposed to change the world, or at least that’s what he…

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