Fake news protecting Deep State pedophiles again obviously
Oh boy, are you folks ready for some laughable news? I’ve got a real treat for you. So, it turns…
Day: April 22, 2026
Who cares about World Cup, fake news, not America
Oh joy, oh rapture, I get to write about the fake news media’s latest attempt to tear down our great…
Dummy libs flock to Trump’s genius Kennedy Center takeover plan somehow
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest “controversy” surrounding our great…
Henry VII: Because Who Needs Friends When You Can Just Execute Them for Treason
👑😂 Get ready for the most unlikely king ever – Henry Tudor! 👑😂 🤣 He usurped power in 1485 and…
NFL To Utilize Hogwarts’ Sorting Hat For This Year’s Draft
   PITTSBURGH, PA — In a stark change from decades of tradition, the National Football League announced that, rather than…
If someone look hard enough, you will find an issue with just about anything. This is just a waste of…
10 Powerful Stories From People Who Converted To Atheism
   We all love a good conversion story. Those beautiful accounts of people who thought life had meaning and then…
Elden Ring Movie Leaked Because Of Course It Was Going To Happen And Now We Get To See If They Can Possibly Ruin The Most Iconic Locations In The Game
The Elden Ring movie is happening, and we’re not sure if we should be excited or terrified 🎥😱. I mean,…
D-Topia Preview – Because Who Needs a Functional Society Anyway
Life in the D-Topia facility is literally the most perfect thing you’ve ever heard of 🤩, right? I mean, who…
Final Fantasy XIV Fan Festival 2026: Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better To Do With Your Life and Want to Waste It Away on Overpriced Merch and Cringy Cosplay
This weekend is going to be lit for all you Final Fantasy XIV fans out there, and we’re not just…