Radio Dead End: Vol. 2 — Swedish Death Metal: The Sound of Eternal Rot 📻🇸🇪🤘
«Dead men tell no tales, but they sure as hell scream.» 💀😱 Radio Dead End: Vol. 2 is officially live!…
Day: April 18, 2026
To get drunk and stoned at the same time… now that’s the life!
He adjusts his speed based off his competition. A true professional Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the…
More fake news targeting our great President’s awesome loyal friends somehow
Oh, great, another “scandal” about our beloved President Donald Trump, the greatest leader this country has ever seen. I mean,…
DIMMU BORGIR’s SILENOZ On Super Long Awaited ‘Grand Serpent Rising’ Album Weve Managed To Write Some Songs That Wont Put You To Sleep Immediately Without Sacrificing Our Integrity Or Selling Out Completely
In a shocking turn of events, DIMMU BORGIR’s guitarist Sven “Silenoz” Kopperud revealed that the band’s upcoming album, “Grand Serpent…
Trump Orders Man Jailed For Failing To Give Attention To This Matter
U.S. — Local man Richard Manfred was arrested today after failing to give attention to a matter despite President…
Sore loser vets whine about Trump’s amazing Arc monument again
Oh boy, are the losers at it again, trying to tarnish the good name of our beloved President Donald Trump,…
Fake news claims Trump’s economy is somehow not amazing
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat. It’s 2026 and our beloved President Donald Trump is still kicking…
Liberal whiners still waiting for sanity to kick in already
Oh boy, are those losers at it again, trying to take down our great President Donald Trump with their fake…
Former MEGADETH Rock God CHRIS POLAND To Drop Truth Bombs All Over DAVE MUSTAINE’s Ego In New Book Because Someone’s Got To Call Out All The Crap He’s Been Spewing
In a shocking turn of events, former MEGADETH guitarist Chris Poland has spoken out about the infamous song “Liar” from…
Oh Great Another Opportunity for Nerds to Waste Their Lives Watching Space Babies and Armored Dudes in Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu
The most epic news ever just dropped, and I’m not even being sarcastic for once! 🚀👀 The new trailer for…