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Day: April 18, 2026

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Ontario Gets Blessed with a Dose of MercyMe’s Amazing Christian Rock and Possibly a Few Bad Haircuts

Chuck B. BallsyApril 18, 2026

πŸ™Œ What to Expect Yay, volunteering! πŸŽ‰ You’ll have a blast, we swear. Here’s the lowdown: Support the event, artists,…

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Garbage Spewers Invade Ellis Island Because Who Needs Personal Space Anyway

Chuck B. BallsyApril 18, 2026

Get ready for some opera drama πŸŽΆπŸ‘! Stephanie Blythe, a world-renowned mezzo-soprano, is coming to town πŸŽ‰ πŸ—“οΈ April 19th,…

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2026 West Alabama Food & Wine Festival Because You Clearly Need More Fried Catfish and Cheap Merlot in Your Life

Chuck B. BallsyApril 18, 2026

Get ready for food, wine, and chaos 🍴🍷 πŸŽ‰ Sunday, April 19, 2026, in Downtown Northport πŸ“ Chuck B. BallsyChuck…

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Get Ready for the Most Epic Brunch Rager of the Year with Tom Schwartz in Columbus This Weekend 2

Chuck B. BallsyApril 18, 2026

COLUMBUS, get ready for TOM SCHWARTZ 🀣! Sunday, April 19, at Urban Meyer’s Pint House 🍴 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B.…

Events

Get a Haircut from a Totally Not Qualified Instructor in Fayetteville Arkansas

Chuck B. BallsyApril 18, 2026

Get ready for a hair-raising experience 🀣! Dom’s hair cutting class is coming! πŸ’‡β€β™€οΈ Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately…

Radio Dead End: Vol. 2 β€” Swedish Death Metal: The Sound of Eternal Rot πŸ“»πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ͺ🀘
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Radio Dead End: Vol. 2 β€” Swedish Death Metal: The Sound of Eternal Rot πŸ“»πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ͺ🀘

Chuck B. BallsyApril 18, 2026

«Dead men tell no tales, but they sure as hell scream.» πŸ’€πŸ˜± Radio Dead End: Vol. 2 is officially live!…

To get drunk and stoned at the same time… now that’s the life!
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To get drunk and stoned at the same time… now that’s the life!

Chuck B. BallsyApril 18, 2026

He adjusts his speed based off his competition. A true professional Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the…

More fake news targeting our great President’s awesome loyal friends somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

More fake news targeting our great President’s awesome loyal friends somehow

Big ElephantApril 18, 2026April 18, 2026

Oh, great, another “scandal” about our beloved President Donald Trump, the greatest leader this country has ever seen. I mean,…

Game Con Canada Is Totally Not Going to Be a Hot Sweaty Mess of Nerds Fighting Over Overpriced Merch and Maybe Possibly Bringing Home a Few Decent Prizes If You’re Lucky Enough to Survive the Crowds
Breaking, Events, Games News

Game Con Canada Is Totally Not Going to Be a Hot Sweaty Mess of Nerds Fighting Over Overpriced Merch and Maybe Possibly Bringing Home a Few Decent Prizes If You’re Lucky Enough to Survive the Crowds

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 18, 2026April 18, 2026

Get ready for the most epic gaming event of the year, folks! πŸŽ‰πŸ‘€ Game Con Canada and NAGIS are taking…

DIMMU BORGIR’s SILENOZ On Super Long Awaited ‘Grand Serpent Rising’ Album Weve Managed To Write Some Songs That Wont Put You To Sleep Immediately Without Sacrificing Our Integrity Or Selling Out Completely
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DIMMU BORGIR’s SILENOZ On Super Long Awaited ‘Grand Serpent Rising’ Album Weve Managed To Write Some Songs That Wont Put You To Sleep Immediately Without Sacrificing Our Integrity Or Selling Out Completely

Chord F. DiscordApril 18, 2026April 18, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, DIMMU BORGIR’s guitarist Sven “Silenoz” Kopperud revealed that the band’s upcoming album, “Grand Serpent…

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