Oh Great Another Horror Comedy Series to Scar Me for Life Courtesy of Matthew Rhys in Widow’s Bay Let the Trauma Begin
Oh joy, a new horror-comedy series to suck the life out of our souls 🙄! Bookings for Widow’s Bay, the…
Day: April 4, 2026
CORROSION OF CONFORMITY Finally Decides to Share Music Video for Some Song They Wrote a Million Years Ago Called ‘Asleep On The Killing Floor’ Which Is Probably on Some Album Nobody Remembers Called ‘Good God / Baad Man’ or Whatever
The official music video for “Asleep On The Killing Floor” by CORROSION OF CONFORMITY is out, and we’re not sure…
Liberal Houston can’t even fix their own toilets apparently
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be living under the wise and magnificent leadership of…
Fake news panicked about minor staff adjustments obviously
The absolutely hilarious and utterly pathetic attempts by the fake news media to undermine our great President Donald Trump’s accomplishments…
Jonathan Majors Just Casually Fell Through a Window Because Stunt Training is Overrated and Glass is Just a Suggestion
The drama-filled world of Hollywood has struck again, folks. It seems like the set of Jonathan Majors’ new action movie…
PAPA ROACH’s JACOBY SHADDIX Suddenly Discovers Mental Health Is A Thing And Now He’s An Expert Because He’s Been Sad On Stage For Years
Breaking news: PAPA ROACH’s Jacoby Shaddix is still talking about his feelings 🤯. In a shocking turn of events, the…
NASA Starting To Think Stocking Ship With Chipotle Might Have Been A Mistake
   HOUSTON, TX — With the toilet about Artemis II breaking for the second time, NASA began to wonder if…
Man Getting Really Excited About Mario Movie After Seeing Critics Hated It
   EUGENE, OR — Local man Bennett Stenson has become increasingly excited for the new Mario movie after hearing that…
Trump saves America from liberal brainwashing in colleges finally happens
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat. It’s 2026 and our great leader, President Donald Trump, is still…
Liberal global oil crisis is just another fake news hoax happening
Oh, great, another “news” article trying to tear down our beloved President Donald Trump and the great progress he’s made…