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Day: April 5, 2026

My Hero Academia is Still a Thing and Somehow its 10th Anniversary is Already Here with a Fancy New Picture to Distract You from How Long Youve Been Waiting for Episode 171
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My Hero Academia is Still a Thing and Somehow its 10th Anniversary is Already Here with a Fancy New Picture to Distract You from How Long Youve Been Waiting for Episode 171

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 5, 2026April 5, 2026

Big News for all you My Hero Academia Fans out there! 🎉👏 TOHO animation just announced a free streaming marathon…

Breaking News: FOO FIGHTERS Desperately Scour Earth for Drummer Who Can Tolerate Dave Grohl’s Ego, Find Ilan Rubin Who Must Have Lost a Bet
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Breaking News: FOO FIGHTERS Desperately Scour Earth for Drummer Who Can Tolerate Dave Grohl’s Ego, Find Ilan Rubin Who Must Have Lost a Bet

Chord F. DiscordApril 5, 2026April 5, 2026

So, you want to know about the drama-filled world of rock drummers? Well, buckle up, folks, because Ilan Rubin, the…

Zachary Ross of Man Overboard still managing to be relevant somehow
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Zachary Ross of Man Overboard still managing to be relevant somehow

Chuck B. BallsyApril 5, 2026

Zachary Ross of Man Overboard, Sunday, Apr 5 at 7 pm, The Secret Group, Houston, TX 🤘 😜 Chuck B.…

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Easter Just Got A Whole Lot More Dramatic Than Your Aunt At A Family Reunion

Chuck B. BallsyApril 5, 2026

Get ready for Easter Drama 🤣! Jesus, the original troll, proclaimed himself the I AM 🙄. New scenes and music…

JAY ELECTRONICA ANNOUNCES TOUR THAT WILL PROBABLY LAST LONGER THAN HIS ALBUM RELEASE CYCLE
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JAY ELECTRONICA ANNOUNCES TOUR THAT WILL PROBABLY LAST LONGER THAN HIS ALBUM RELEASE CYCLE

Chuck B. BallsyApril 5, 2026

JAY ELECTRONICA: THE NINETEEN DAY RECONNAISSANCE TOUR 🎟️ 🎵 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…

Events

Easter Sunday Just Got Canceled Because R&B is Taking Over Orlando

Chuck B. BallsyApril 5, 2026

🌟 Get ready for the most epic Easter Sunday party in Orlando – NO RAP ON SUNDAZE ❤️ at Room…

It gets funnier every time 😂
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It gets funnier every time 😂

Chuck B. BallsyApril 5, 2026

Everyone has different talents Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Babylon Bee

Not Fake News: He Is Risen

FinnApril 5, 2026

    He is risen indeed!   He is risen indeed! Read More FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,”…

FREDDY CRICIEN Spills The Beans On MADBALL’s New Album ‘Not Your Kingdom’ Which Is Definitely Not Going To Change Your Life!
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FREDDY CRICIEN Spills The Beans On MADBALL’s New Album ‘Not Your Kingdom’ Which Is Definitely Not Going To Change Your Life!

Chord F. DiscordApril 5, 2026April 5, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, MADBALL frontman Freddy Cricien has announced that the band’s upcoming album, “Not Your Kingdom”,…

Libs want robots to do their lazy chores for them now
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Libs want robots to do their lazy chores for them now

Big ElephantApril 5, 2026April 5, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news media is at it again, trying to disparage our great President Donald Trump…

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