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Day: April 7, 2026

The Boys Season 4 Finale Almost Got Canceled Because Apparently Some People Cant Handle Watching Fictional Versions of Influential People Getting Blown Up
Breaking, Movie News

The Boys Season 4 Finale Almost Got Canceled Because Apparently Some People Cant Handle Watching Fictional Versions of Influential People Getting Blown Up

FinnApril 7, 2026April 7, 2026

The Boys Season 4 finale was almost cancelled due to a real-life assassination attempt on President Donald Trump, because who…

Fake news bs about brave ICE agents doing their job perfectly
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news bs about brave ICE agents doing their job perfectly

Big ElephantApril 7, 2026April 7, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…

Babylon Bee

Psych! Trump Drops Bombs That Just Shoot Out Little Flags That Say ‘POW!’

FinnApril 7, 2026

    TEHRAN — A cackling President Donald Trump completely psyched out the Iranian regime by threatening nuclear war and then…

Downed U.S. Airman Rescued From Iran
The Onion

Downed U.S. Airman Rescued From Iran

FinnApril 7, 2026

       A U.S. Air Force officer who went missing after his fighter jet was shot down over a remote area…

Eihwar in Warszawa, Poland (04/07/2026)
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Eihwar in Warszawa, Poland (04/07/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 7, 2026

French "Viking Dancefloor" duo that blends traditional Nordic folk with heavy electronic beats Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known…

Mira Ceti (Heilung) in Warszawa, Poland (04/07/2026)
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Mira Ceti (Heilung) in Warszawa, Poland (04/07/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 7, 2026

Aurore Reichert, a French singer, producer, and multi-disciplinary artist known for her work in dark folk and ritual music Chuck…

Babylon Bee

Newly Engaged Couple Sets Up Wedding Registry At Chevron Station

FinnApril 7, 2026

    VAN NUYS, CA — Newly engaged couple Barrett Brown and Melissa McClaren excitedlywedding registry at a local Chevron station,…

SHARON OSBOURNE Dumps OZZYs Old Haunt on the Market for a Whopping $17 Million Because Lets Be Real the Neighbors Were Sick of His Noise Anyway
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SHARON OSBOURNE Dumps OZZYs Old Haunt on the Market for a Whopping $17 Million Because Lets Be Real the Neighbors Were Sick of His Noise Anyway

Chord F. DiscordApril 7, 2026April 7, 2026

The iconic Los Angeles home of the one and only Ozzy Osbourne and his wife Sharon Osbourne is back on…

Fake news claims Trump wrong on Hormuz again somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news claims Trump wrong on Hormuz again somehow

Big ElephantApril 7, 2026April 7, 2026

Oh boy, are the fake news media and the deep state going to have a field day with this one!…

Typical weak politician won’t let Trump crush Iran
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Typical weak politician won’t let Trump crush Iran

Big ElephantApril 7, 2026April 7, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest fake news article that’s…

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