Over the Hill Gang Getting Turnt at Plies’ All White Dayparty for Oldies with a 9 to 5
Come vibe and dance 🕺 HOUSTON 📍: PLIES 1st Annual 40 & Up All White Affair Dayparty 🎉 Sat APRIL…
Day: April 10, 2026
Because What You Really Need is a Beer Gut to Go with Your Nirvana T Shirt and Flannel
Get ready to party like it’s 1999 at the 90s Fest 🎉 with 40+ breweries and a commemorative glass 🍺,…
Cocaine, Caffeine Detected In Sharks
A new study revealed that sharks in the Bahamas tested positive for cocaine, caffeine, painkillers, and other substances, with…
OMG You Guys CORROSION OF CONFORMITY Finally Found a Drummer Who Can Tolerate Them
It’s not every day that a band finds a new drummer, but when they do, it’s a momentous occasion that…
Lucky Hockey Fan Catches Foul Tooth
ANAHEIM, CA — During Thursday night’s hockey game between the San Jose Sharks and Anaheim Ducks, one lucky fan…
Discord and Sanrio Join Forces to Make Your Profile Pic a Hello Kitty Nightmare Because Who Needs Human Friends Anyway
The ultimate news that will change your life forever: Sanrio and Discord have teamed up to bring you the most…
Steven Spielberg Got Scared of All the Math and Science Stuff in Interstellar and Ran Away with His Tail Between His Legs
So, you want to know about Steven Spielberg and his failed attempt to direct Interstellar? 🚀👽 Well, buckle up, folks,…
Melania Trump: ‘Never Once In My 4,000 Years Have I Been To Epstein Island’
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Catholics Find Common Ground With Protestants In Ignoring What The Pope Says Most Of The Time
WORLD — In a historic ecumenical breakthrough, devout Roman Catholics finally found common ground with Protestants in ignoring what…
George Lucas Calls Darth Maul To Congratulate Him On Disney+ Series
SAN ANSELMO, CA—Feeling surprised and delighted by his former employee’s success, Star Wars creator George Lucas reportedly called Darth Maul on…