SatchVai Band Ft Joe Satriani & Steve Vai in Charlotte, NC (04/28/2026)
American rock supergroup formed by guitarists Joe Satriani and Steve Vai Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the…
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Flyers Fans Not Sure Whether Gritty Supposed To Be Eating Live Bird
PHILADELPHIA—Expressing confusion over whether they were witnessing a sanctioned in-game antic or the feral behavior of a mascot gone…
Animals as Leaders in Charlotte, NC (04/28/2026)
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Depraved Inbred Community Distances Itself From Prince Andrew
The post Depraved Inbred Community Distances Itself From Prince Andrew appeared first on The Onion. The post Depraved Inbred…
London Records Launches Super Original and Not at All Overdone Podcast Because the World Was Just Missing That
Get ready to binge-listen to the most epic podcast of the year, folks 🚀! London Records has just announced the…
After Seeing Ben Sasse’s Incredible Faith And Character, Nation Understands Why He Had To Leave Politics
UNITED STATES — After seeing Ben Sasse’s incredible faith in God and upstanding moral character, the nation now understands…
King Charles Visits U.S. For State Dinner
King Charles III and his wife Queen Camilla arrived in the U.S. to attend a state dinner at the…
Dad Splits Commute Time Between Worshipping The Lord Jesus Christ And Cursing Out Bad Drivers
LEE’S SUMMIT, MO — Traveling to and from work followed its standard pattern this morning, as a local dad…
Fake news ignores Trump’s greatness again somehow
Oh boy, are you folks in for a treat! It’s 2026 and our great leader, President Donald Trump, is still…
Oh Joy Natalie Imbruglia is Back to Ruin Your Spotify Playlists with a Brand New Single that Will Definitely Not be as Good as Torn
Natalie Imbruglia, the queen of the 90s, is back with a new album, Algorithm, and we’re not sure what’s more…