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Day: April 29, 2026

SatchVai Band Ft Joe Satriani & Steve Vai in Charlotte, NC (04/28/2026)
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SatchVai Band Ft Joe Satriani & Steve Vai in Charlotte, NC (04/28/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 29, 2026

American rock supergroup formed by guitarists Joe Satriani and Steve Vai Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the…

Flyers Fans Not Sure  Whether Gritty  Supposed To Be Eating Live Bird
The Onion

Flyers Fans Not Sure  Whether Gritty  Supposed To Be Eating Live Bird

FinnApril 29, 2026

       PHILADELPHIA—Expressing confusion over whether they were witnessing a sanctioned in-game antic or the feral behavior of a mascot gone…

Animals as Leaders in Charlotte, NC (04/28/2026)
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Animals as Leaders in Charlotte, NC (04/28/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 29, 2026

Instrumental progressive metal from Washington D.C. Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

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Get Ready for a Crunchy Dose of Sanity Because Apparently You Need to be Told to Be Wellbeing Aware and Take Care of Your Own Mental Health

Chuck B. BallsyApril 29, 2026

Mental Health Awareness session 🤯 for public and voluntary workforce members 🙋‍♀️ Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in…

Events

Cómo Dominar a Tus Hijos y Convertirlos en Ciudadanos Modelo Sin Que Pierdan La Cabeza Del Todo

Chuck B. BallsyApril 29, 2026

Curso Universitario certificado por la Universidad Abierta Interamericana 🎓 con Dr. Nicolás Parra Bolaños 👩🏻‍💻 de Colombia 💪 Chuck B.…

Depraved Inbred Community Distances Itself From Prince Andrew
The Onion

Depraved Inbred Community Distances Itself From Prince Andrew

FinnApril 29, 2026

       The post Depraved Inbred Community Distances Itself From Prince Andrew appeared first on The Onion.    The post Depraved Inbred…

London Records Launches Super Original and Not at All Overdone Podcast Because the World Was Just Missing That
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London Records Launches Super Original and Not at All Overdone Podcast Because the World Was Just Missing That

Chord F. DiscordApril 29, 2026April 29, 2026

Get ready to binge-listen to the most epic podcast of the year, folks 🚀! London Records has just announced the…

Babylon Bee

After Seeing Ben Sasse’s Incredible Faith And Character, Nation Understands Why He Had To Leave Politics

FinnApril 29, 2026

    UNITED STATES — After seeing Ben Sasse’s incredible faith in God and upstanding moral character, the nation now understands…

King Charles Visits U.S. For State Dinner
The Onion

King Charles Visits U.S. For State Dinner

FinnApril 29, 2026

       King Charles III and his wife Queen Camilla arrived in the U.S. to attend a state dinner at the…

Babylon Bee

Dad Splits Commute Time Between Worshipping The Lord Jesus Christ And Cursing Out Bad Drivers

FinnApril 29, 2026

    LEE’S SUMMIT, MO — Traveling to and from work followed its standard pattern this morning, as a local dad…

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