Hiker Airlifted After Being Stung By Bees Over 100 Times
A hiker was forced to be airlifted after he was stung by bees over 100 times, with officials claiming…
Day: April 13, 2026
Justin Bieber Performs Coachella Aftershow Lying Face-Down On Massage Table
The post Justin Bieber Performs Coachella Aftershow Lying Face-Down On Massage Table appeared first on The Onion. The post…
Trump Escalates Feud With Unclear Adversary By Posting AI Video Of Self Fucking Basketball
WASHINGTON—Shocking Truth Social followers with a graphic insult to a nebulous opponent, President Donald Trump escalated a feud with…
Thanks, Wokeness: Commercials No Longer Showing Medicine As Tiny Little Warriors Who Murder Tiny Little Germs
U.S. — According to advertising experts, the reason television commercials no longer depict medicine as tiny little warriors murdering…
Finally Non Americans Can Waste Their Money On Overpriced Virtual Gifts For Streamers Theyve Never Met
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤩 YouTube has announced that it’s expanding its super popular…
Fake news judge trashes Trump’s awesome lawsuit again
It’s absolutely hilarious to see the so-called “journalists” and “experts” trying to criticize our great President Donald Trump, who has…
Who cares about NSYNC loser Joey Fatone’s stupid documentary thing
It’s absolutely hilarious to see the liberal snowflakes still whining about our great President Donald Trump, who is doing a…
Warhammer Classics Because Who Needs New Games When You Can Pay For The Same Old Ones Again On Steam With A Fancy New Coat Of Paint And A Steep Price Tag
Get ready for a blast from the past, folks! 🚀 The publisher SNEG has teamed up with Games Workshop and…
Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto
SAN FRANCISCO—Following reports that a 20-year-old man had been arrested for throwing a Moltov cocktail at Sam Altman’s home,…
42-Minute Delay As Dad Asked To Empty Cargo Pants At TSA Checkpoint
TULSA, OK — The security line ground to a halt this morning at the Tulsa International Airport as it…