Why Earn It When You Can Crowdfund It? The New Meta for Metal Festival Survival 💀
While you’re rotting away in your cubicle, dreaming of a cold beer and a single weekend without a Slack notification…
Day: April 15, 2026
Revealed: 10 Other Things That Satan Tempted Jesus With
      Read More FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer,…
Roblox Introduces Age-Based Accounts
      Roblox announced the introduction of new age-based accounts for young users that allow for greater parental controls, preventing players…
Madonna Emerges from Cryogenic Freezer to Bless Us with Another Album Because We Obviously Haven’t Suffered Enough with Confessions II
Breaking news, folks, the Queen of Pop, Madonna, has finally decided to bless us with a new album, Confessions ll,…
Marvel Just Lost Almost Its Entire Visual Development Team Because Who Needs Good Art Anyway
A month into new Disney CEO Josh D’Amaro’s tenure, and he’s already making magic happen – by making around 1,000…
Liberals eating own, good riddance to creepy Swalwell
The so-called “journalists” are at it again, trying to tear down our great nation and our fearless leader, President Donald…
Liberal San Francisco whines about free speech again somehow
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some winning news? I’ve got the best words, the greatest brain, and I’m…
Fake news CNN lies about Hungary’s awesome conservative leader again clearly
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report on the latest “achievements” of our President, Donald…
Californians Move To Texas Episode 2 Is Out Now!
   Fresh brisket is on the board!   Fresh brisket is on the board! Read More FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and…
The Somali Community Of Minnesota Would Like To Remind America That Today Is Tax Day
   ST. PAUL, MN — Tax Day is here and Minnesota’s vibrant Somali community would like to remind everyone that…