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Day: April 1, 2026

The launch of the Artemis rocket was shot from a flying aircraft
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The launch of the Artemis rocket was shot from a flying aircraft

Chuck B. BallsyApril 1, 2026

RIP to everyone who sat on the left side of the plane Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in…

UDO DIRKSCHNEIDER Literally Begs You to Film His Entire Show on Your Phone So He Can Finally Get Some Decent Footage for His Next Concert DVD
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UDO DIRKSCHNEIDER Literally Begs You to Film His Entire Show on Your Phone So He Can Finally Get Some Decent Footage for His Next Concert DVD

Chord F. DiscordApril 1, 2026April 1, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture! The metal gods have spoken, and they’re sick of your phone-taking, video-recording, utterly-absent-from-the-moment nonsense 🤦‍♂️! In…

Elon Musk tries to save failing company with desperate IPO trickery
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Elon Musk tries to save failing company with desperate IPO trickery

Big ElephantApril 1, 2026April 1, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to watch the fake news media and their leftist allies try to spin the latest news about…

Sam Altman: ‘If I Don’t End The World, Someone Far More Dangerous Will’
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Sam Altman: ‘If I Don’t End The World, Someone Far More Dangerous Will’

FinnApril 1, 2026

       The post Sam Altman: ‘If I Don’t End The World, Someone Far More Dangerous Will’ appeared first on The…

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8 Amazing Features Of Trump’s Proposed Presidential Library

FinnApril 1, 2026

    Though Donald Trump will leave office after a new president is elected in 2028, his legacy will live on…

Babylon Bee

Chicago Bulls Offer To Reinstate Jayden Ivey If He Will Do Some Cocaine And Beat A Few Women

FinnApril 1, 2026

    CHICAGO, IL — After releasing Jayden Ivey over his statements about the unrighteousness of Pride month, the Chicago Bulls…

Norwegians Slomosa in Greensboro: Tuesday Near-Sellout and Political Manifestos
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Norwegians Slomosa in Greensboro: Tuesday Near-Sellout and Political Manifestos

Chuck B. BallsyApril 1, 2026

The Norwegians Slomosa hit Greensboro, NC, as part of their first-ever US tour. Though the band has been around for…

April Fools 2026: Because You Clearly Didn’t Get Pranked Enough Already This Year
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April Fools 2026: Because You Clearly Didn’t Get Pranked Enough Already This Year

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 1, 2026April 1, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic April Fools’ Day jokes? 🤣 Because we’ve got a whole list…

Liberal judge coddles Luigi, delays justice, what a total joke
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal judge coddles Luigi, delays justice, what a total joke

Big ElephantApril 1, 2026April 1, 2026

It’s 2026 and our great nation is still reaping the benefits of the Trump Revolution, thanks to the incredible leadership…

Trigun Stargaze: Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Anything Better to Do for 3 Whole Years
Breaking, Movie News

Trigun Stargaze: Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Anything Better to Do for 3 Whole Years

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 1, 2026April 1, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some serious fangirling and fanboying? 😍 Because we’re about to dive into the amazing…

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