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Day: April 25, 2026

Fake news whines about Trump’s epic Correspondents’ Dinner takeover incoming
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news whines about Trump’s epic Correspondents’ Dinner takeover incoming

Big ElephantApril 25, 2026April 25, 2026

The so-called “experts” and “critics” are at it again, trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved President Donald Trump…

Babylon Bee

CNN Reports Loud Popping Noises At White House Correspondents’ Dinner

FinnApril 25, 2026

       Read More FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer,…

Fake news CNN trashes our great President again apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news CNN trashes our great President again apparently

Big ElephantApril 25, 2026April 25, 2026

It’s 2026, and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump. I mean, who…

Liberal Hollywood peddling cartoons as culture to brainless Americans now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal Hollywood peddling cartoons as culture to brainless Americans now

Big ElephantApril 25, 2026April 25, 2026

It’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media and the deep state…

Wow LIBERAL Larry’s cheap tricks fool gullible CNN Pence
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Wow LIBERAL Larry’s cheap tricks fool gullible CNN Pence

Big ElephantApril 25, 2026April 25, 2026

Oh, great, just what I needed to make my day complete – another whiny article about how our amazing President…

📻 Radio Dead End: Vol. 3 — Drowned Productions: The 7″EP’s Collection (1991-1993) 🤘 OS Death Metal
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📻 Radio Dead End: Vol. 3 — Drowned Productions: The 7″EP’s Collection (1991-1993) 🤘 OS Death Metal

Chuck B. BallsyApril 25, 2026

Welcome back to the underground. ⚰️ — After the algorithms tried to bury our second broadcast, we relocated the studio…

Over 200,000 Heated Socks Recalled Due To Burns
The Onion

Over 200,000 Heated Socks Recalled Due To Burns

FinnApril 25, 2026

       Costco recalled almost 208,000 heated socks after customers reported first- and second-degree burns. What do you think? “You have…

Wolfarian in Vilnius, Lithuania (04/25/2026)
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Wolfarian in Vilnius, Lithuania (04/25/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 25, 2026

Folk Metal from Czechia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Dvalin in Vilnius, Lithuania (04/25/2026)
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Dvalin in Vilnius, Lithuania (04/25/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 25, 2026

Progressive Folk Metal from Germany Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

His entire life flashed before his eyes
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His entire life flashed before his eyes

Chuck B. BallsyApril 25, 2026

Damn, the girl didn't take that joke lightly! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

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