Students from a Mississippi school banded together to prevent their bus from crashing after their driver blacked out from an asthma attack. What do you think?
“I hope they were all disciplined for getting out of their seats while the bus was still in motion.”
Addison Chan, Molasses Bottler
“All buses and cars should come with a backup kid for safety.”
Remy Dubois, Salamander Expert
“Not my child. I raised him to accept his fate.”
Nico Mahoney, Poster Hanger
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Students from a Mississippi school banded together to prevent their bus from crashing after their driver blacked out from an asthma attack. What do you think?
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