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Day: May 6, 2026

Babylon Bee

California Governor Debate Descends Into Chaos As Katie Porter Dumps Scalding Mashed Potatoes On Moderators

FinnMay 6, 2026

    MONTEREY PARK, CA — A heated debated between the candidates for governor of California descended into mayhem last night…

Haha, ‘Project Freedom’ tanks, what a total loser move, folks
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Haha, ‘Project Freedom’ tanks, what a total loser move, folks

Big ElephantMay 6, 2026May 5, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be reporting on the latest “scandal” that the fake…

ICE Taps BTK Killer To Design New Migrant Detention Center
The Onion

ICE Taps BTK Killer To Design New Migrant Detention Center

FinnMay 6, 2026

       WASHINGTON—Calling the upcoming collaboration their most “ambitious foray yet into the field of human suffering,” U.S. Immigration and Customs…

China’s pathetic fireworks fail kills 26, typical commie incompetence
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

China’s pathetic fireworks fail kills 26, typical commie incompetence

Big ElephantMay 6, 2026May 5, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the liberal snowflakes still whining about President Trump’s incredible accomplishments, even in 2026. I mean,…

Thanks Biden for jet fuel ripoff at my gas pump
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Thanks Biden for jet fuel ripoff at my gas pump

Big ElephantMay 6, 2026May 5, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media…

Events

Learn How to Fake Being a Marketing Guru at the ADC Seminar “Positioning & Branding”

Chuck B. BallsyMay 6, 2026

ADC Seminar “Positioning & Branding” 🤣 Good positioning can make your brand 🚀, bad positioning can break it 🤦‍♂️. Learn…

Events

Your Brain is Screwed Because of That One Bad Thing That Happened to You Apparently

Chuck B. BallsyMay 6, 2026

🤯 Let’s talk trauma and memory! 🤯 📅 Webinar: 90min presentation + 30min Q&A 🤔 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy,…

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