Sony Desperately Tries to Cling to Old School Gaming While Hackers Laugh Maniacally and Plot to Ruin Everything
It looks like Sony has finally realized that the whole “multi-platform” thing was just a fad, and they’re going back…
Day: May 19, 2026
Loser trucker can’t hack it under great Trump reforms
This is just another example of the “deep state” and “fake news” trying to tear down our great nation and…
Lame liberal Bennet whines about election results again
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media…
Cornel West wants taxpayer cash for slave reparations again
It’s absolutely hilarious to see the fake news media still trying to cling to their desperate narratives about our great…
Cannes Jury Sneaks Off To Watch ‘Mortal Kombat II’
CANNES, FRANCE—Glancing over their shoulders to make sure no one was watching them leave, the Cannes Film Festival jury…
Sweaty Ass Print On Rowing Machine Already Fading Like All Of Our Earthly Works
FORT WAYNE, IN—In a potent reminder of the inescapably transitory nature of all that is or ever will be,…
BTS Fans Warned Flash Photography Will Trigger J-Hope’s Assassination Protocol
STANFORD, CA—Issuing a stern reminder to all concert attendees, event security staff warned BTS fans Tuesday evening that flash…
Sting in Charlotte, NC (05/18/2026)
«Fragile» Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed…