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Day: May 29, 2026

Pope Releases Encyclical On Perils Of Disney’s ‘Star Wars’ Strategy
The Onion

Pope Releases Encyclical On Perils Of Disney’s ‘Star Wars’ Strategy

FinnMay 29, 2026

       VATICAN CITY—Lambasting the “muddled” plotlines of the post-Lucas era in a staggering 60,000 words, Pope Leo XIV released a…

Liberal whiners complain about successful Americans getting even richer somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal whiners complain about successful Americans getting even richer somehow

Big ElephantMay 29, 2026May 29, 2026

Oh, great, just what I needed to hear, more fake news about how our amazing President Donald Trump is doing…

Loser Talarico desperately chasing Black voters away from Jasmine
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Loser Talarico desperately chasing Black voters away from Jasmine

Big ElephantMay 29, 2026May 29, 2026

Oh boy, are we just thrilled to report that the so-called “experts” are still whining about the state of our…

Another elitist tech company joins the overhyped trillion dollar losers
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Another elitist tech company joins the overhyped trillion dollar losers

Big ElephantMay 29, 2026May 29, 2026

Oh, joy, oh rapture! It’s 2026 and our great leader, President Donald Trump, is still making America great again! I…

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Because Saving the World Wasn’t Already on Your To-Do List Human Rights and Sustainable Development Are Now a Thing Maybe

Chuck B. BallsyMay 29, 2026

Get ready for the most epic symposium of the year 🎉: Human Rights, Sustainable Development and the Law, on July…

Babylon Bee

Newsom Designates California Sanctuary State For Fraud

FinnMay 29, 2026

    SACRAMENTO, CA — Governor Gavin Newsom signed legislation on Friday officially designating California a sanctuary state for fraud.   SACRAMENTO,…

Events

Get Free Cyber Coaching Because You Clearly Need Help With Your Life

Chuck B. BallsyMay 29, 2026

Want to be a cyber ninja? 🤣 Get free 1-on-1 session to learn cyber secrets 🤫 Join for FREE 30-minute…

Top Songs May 2026
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Top Songs May 2026

FinnMay 29, 2026

       1 I DO NOT GIVE YOU CONSENT TO LISTEN TO THIS Chappell Roan 2 WE SAW THE FACE OF…

Meta Glasses Users Report Bug Where They Can See Mark Zuckerberg’s Memories
The Onion

Meta Glasses Users Report Bug Where They Can See Mark Zuckerberg’s Memories

FinnMay 29, 2026

       MENLO PARK, CA—Expressing frustration about the frequent error hampering the overall user experience, Meta Glasses wearers worldwide confirmed Friday…

Events

Lymfoom Epidemic Hits Furry Friends Everywhere BraveBites Has Some Actually Helpful Advice For Vets This Time

Chuck B. BallsyMay 29, 2026

🐾🐈 Oh boy, webinar alert! 🚨 Lymfeklierkanker bij hond en kat webinar 📅🐾🐈 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known…

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