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Month: May 2026

Jeffrey Epstein Suicide Note Released
The Onion

Jeffrey Epstein Suicide Note Released

FinnMay 8, 2026

       A purported suicide note found by Jeffrey Epstein’s cellmate after his first suicide attempt in 2019 was released to…

Doctors Say Digging Own Grave Keeps Bones Healthy After Menopause
The Onion

Doctors Say Digging Own Grave Keeps Bones Healthy After Menopause

FinnMay 8, 2026

       The post Doctors Say Digging Own Grave Keeps Bones Healthy After Menopause appeared first on The Onion.    The post…

Babylon Bee

Blasphemous Bible App Claims To Have Update For King James Version

FinnMay 8, 2026

    U.S. — A Bible application for mobile devices was blacklisted by members of several evangelical denominations after its developer…

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Breaking News Medialer Online Zirkus mit Superstar Bettina Suvi Rode Jetzt Live

Chuck B. BallsyMay 8, 2026

Get ready for a night of spiritual growth with Bettina-Suvi Rode on Zoom 🤣 Train with Bettina-Suvi Rode on medial…

Events

Cool Let’s Not Destroy the Planet Talk – Because Digital Media Will Obviously Save Nature and Biodiversity Now

Chuck B. BallsyMay 8, 2026

Na Klima! 🌳💻 Talk with Prof. Dr. Armin Lude from Pädagogische Hochschule Ludwigsburg 📚 about digital media for nature conservation…

What’s Coming To Amazon Prime Gaming In May 2026 Besides Another Excuse For You To Procrastinate And Waste Your Life Away On Video Games
🚨 Breaking News: Amazon Prime Gaming is Giving Away Free Games, But Let's Be Real, They're Not That Exciting 🚨
Breaking, Games News

What’s Coming To Amazon Prime Gaming In May 2026 Besides Another Excuse For You To Procrastinate And Waste Your Life Away On Video Games

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 8, 2026May 8, 2026

Amazon has just announced its May 2026 Amazon Prime Gaming list of free games, because who doesn’t love free stuff,…

Babylon Bee

Republicans Smear Popular Progressive Candidate Just Because He’s a Clone of Hitler

FinnMay 8, 2026

    PORTLAND, ME — Popular progressive candidate Arnold Henry swept through the Democratic primary and excited left-leaning Democrats — with…

Typical losers get destroyed by foreign volcano what a shock
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Typical losers get destroyed by foreign volcano what a shock

Big ElephantMay 8, 2026May 8, 2026

It’s hilarious to see the fake news media still trying to peddle their lies and propaganda about our great President…

The Switch 2 Is About to Rob You Blind This September Because Who Needs Food Anyway When You Can Have More Memory
Breaking

The Switch 2 Is About to Rob You Blind This September Because Who Needs Food Anyway When You Can Have More Memory

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 8, 2026May 8, 2026

Nintendo is raising the price of the Switch 2 later this year amid a global memory shortage 🚨💸. Because who…

Sony Totally Has Their Act Together and Definitely Isn’t Freaking Out About the PS6 While the PS5 Circles the Drain and Bungie Drains Their Bank Account
Sony's Financial Reports Are Out, and It's Time to Get This Party Started 🎉
Breaking

Sony Totally Has Their Act Together and Definitely Isn’t Freaking Out About the PS6 While the PS5 Circles the Drain and Bungie Drains Their Bank Account

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 8, 2026May 8, 2026

The wait is over, folks! Sony has finally released its yearly financial reports, and it’s a wild ride full of…

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