Alan Ritchson tries not to trip on his own ego in the new poster for Motor City
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic, action-packed, and totally-not-at-all-cliché film of the year? 🎥🔥 Because I’ve…
Month: June 2026
Day of the Devs 2026: Because You Clearly Haven’t Spent Enough Money on Video Games Already and Now We’re Gonna Take the Rest of It
Day of the Devs 2026 was a wild ride, folks! 🎉👀 We’ve got the scoop on all the hottest new…
SGF 2026: Final Fantasy VII Revelation Finally Wraps Up The Remake Trilogy After A Decade Of Teasing And Milking The Franchise For Every Penny Next Spring
Get ready for the most epic gaming experience of your life, folks, as Final Fantasy VII Revelation is set to…
Liberal US student goes missing in Japan, big whoop, whatever happens
Oh boy, are the fake news media and the swamp in Washington D.C. going to have a field day with…
Another Bush elitist posing as outsider folk hero wannabe
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be living in the greatest…
Elon Musk soon America’s first trillionaire because capitalism still works somehow
Oh boy, are the fake news media and the radical left just loving this one – a recent report about…
Former OZZY OSBOURNE Guitarist JOE HOLMES Emerges From Rock and Roll Retirement Home To Release New Album That Your Uncle Will Think Is Cool
Breaking news: Joe Holmes, the most legendary guitarist in the history of rock music (or so he thinks), has just…
Mystery Men Emerge From NYC Manholes
At least three incidents of mysterious men climbing up from manholes in Brooklyn and Queens have been reported in…
Oh Joy Another Exciting Tech Weekend to Waste Your Life June 18-19
🚀 Tech Weekend: Where Founders Meet Investors in a 48-Hour Fundraising Frenzy 🚀 🤑 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately…
Bears Forced To Leave Chicago After Every Player, Coach, Fan Killed In Drive-Bys
CHICAGO, IL – The Chicago Bears organization announced today that it will be relocating out of the city due…