Gen Zer Hospitalized After Going More Than 5 Minutes Without Saying ‘Bro’
SAN DIMAS, CA — Local Gen Zer Aiden Heath was reportedly hospitalized this week after going more than five…
Month: June 2026
NASA Criticized For Selecting All-Male Artemis III Crew
Many online criticized NASA’s decision to select only male astronauts for its upcoming Artemis III mission, with Administrator Jared…
Frostpunk 2 Because One Apocalypse Wasn’t Enough Now We Get to Freeze and Starve Some More with Even More DLC to Separate You from Your Money
The wait is over, and the drama is about to unfold for all you Frostpunk 2 fans out there! 🚨👀…
Conservative Parents Horrified To Walk In On Son Watching World Cup
MOBILE, AL — Local conservatives Michael and Lacie Barnett were reportedly aghast after walking in on their son Jeffrey…
Fox’s Totally Not Desperate $22 Billion Roku Deal That You Definitely Care About and Will Clearly Not Ignore as You Continue to Binge Watch Your Favorite Shows on Your Already Addicted Screen
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat 🍿👀! Fox Corp. just announced that it’s buying out Roku for…
Breaking News: Some Band You’ve Never Heard Of Called DOLIA Released a New Song Called ‘Duet’ and Honestly Who Cares
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic symphonic metal? 🤘 Because I’m about to introduce you to the…
SGF 2026: Hot Wheels Infinite Rush Preview—Because You Clearly Didn’t Spend Enough Time Playing with Toy Cars as a Kid and Now You Get to Do It Virtually and Smash Stuff
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉 My first official Summer Game Fest hands-on appointment was with…
Why Entertainment Reviews Need More Than Scores Because Let’s Be Real Who Actually Trusts a Random Number Assigned by Some Dude on the Internet Anyway
Oh boy, are you ready for a wild ride of subjective opinions and biased reviews? 🎢 Because, let’s be real,…
Trump’s genius Iran deal will obviously work just fine somehow
Oh, great, just what we need, another fake news article trying to tear down our great nation and our amazing…
Another RINO showcases faith to pander to conservative votes somehow
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where those loser Democrats and…