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Day: July 1, 2026

THE ORANGE ORACLE praises new song United Saints of America
The Orange Oracle

THE ORANGE ORACLE praises new song United Saints of America

Milton TruthwellJuly 1, 2026July 2, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again filled with PATRIOTIC ENERGY SURGE. In a recent Truth…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS: Hegseth urges big defense spending to save America’s economic might
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS: Hegseth urges big defense spending to save America’s economic might

Milton TruthwellJuly 1, 2026

Breaking News: THE ORANGE ORACLE Issues Dire Warning on Defense Spending In a transmission from the Truth Social platform, THE…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Typical day on border under Biden with Kamala Harris in charge
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Typical day on border under Biden with Kamala Harris in charge

Milton TruthwellJuly 1, 2026

This just in: THE ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the words are still echoing through the chambers of our collective…

You Won’t Believe Who’s Now In Charge
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You Won’t Believe Who’s Now In Charge

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Democratic Socialist Melat Kiros just ousted 15-term incumbent Rep. Diana DeGette…

Oh Joy Another Woods Game Because We Needed That
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Oh Joy Another Woods Game Because We Needed That

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 1, 2026July 1, 2026

Oh joy, another survival horror game to add to the ever-growing pile of “I’m too scared to play this” titles.…

More Of The Same Old Films To Binge Before Forgetting Forever On Streaming
Breaking, Movie News

More Of The Same Old Films To Binge Before Forgetting Forever On Streaming

FinnJuly 1, 2026July 1, 2026

The movies are coming, the movies are coming. Or, rather, they’re already here, and you can watch them from the…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE THE ORANGE ORACLE makes statement on Truth Social
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE THE ORANGE ORACLE makes statement on Truth Social

Milton TruthwellJuly 1, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people are rejoicing. In a recent Truth Social post, COMMANDER OF CAPS LOCK…

When Doctors Don’t Understand Metal
Videos

When Doctors Don’t Understand Metal

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 1, 2026

Apparently the maternity ward disagreed Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Trump Earns $10.7 Million from Amazon Melania Documentary
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Trump Earns $10.7 Million from Amazon Melania Documentary

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 1, 2026

President Donald Trump’s latest financial disclosure has revealed that he received a $10.7 million licensing payment tied to Amazon MGM…

Lakers Not Sure Where LeBron Got Badge And Gun He Just Turned In
The Onion

Lakers Not Sure Where LeBron Got Badge And Gun He Just Turned In

FinnJuly 1, 2026

       The post Lakers Not Sure Where LeBron Got Badge And Gun He Just Turned In appeared first on The…

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