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Day: July 1, 2026

CNN thinks I care about moon bases and coffee perks really
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

CNN thinks I care about moon bases and coffee perks really

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The World Cup is in full swing, and Team USA…

Meet 7 Brave Trans Athletes Whose Dreams Were Crushed By The SCOTUS Ruling
Babylon Bee

Meet 7 Brave Trans Athletes Whose Dreams Were Crushed By The SCOTUS Ruling

FinnJuly 1, 2026

    Before the United States Supreme Court handed down its ruling that effectively banned trans athletes from competing in women’s…

You won’t believe who’s talking to Iran now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

You won’t believe who’s talking to Iran now

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. US and Iranian officials are having indirect, lower-level talks in Doha,…

You won’t believe who just conquered the Empire State Building
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

You won’t believe who just conquered the Empire State Building

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest adventure-seekers who decided to scale the Empire State Building’s spire,…

Kid Rock Dishes on His Bizarre Trump Friendship Experience
Live, Music News

Kid Rock Dishes on His Bizarre Trump Friendship Experience

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 1, 2026

Kid Rock has been a long-time supporter of Donald Trump, and in a recent interview with Sky News Australia, he…

Rape Gang Busted In The UK For Illegal Air Conditioner Use
Babylon Bee

Rape Gang Busted In The UK For Illegal Air Conditioner Use

FinnJuly 1, 2026

    LONDON — A rape gang was busted Wednesday after British police received an anonymous tip that they’d been illegally…

Jobs Report Drops Thursday Will It Save The Economy
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Jobs Report Drops Thursday Will It Save The Economy

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the labor market, which has been stuck in neutral for the past…

Shannon Larkin grovels to Nikki Sixx after getting roasted by Motley Crue’s ego
Breaking, Music News

Shannon Larkin grovels to Nikki Sixx after getting roasted by Motley Crue’s ego

Chord F. DiscordJuly 1, 2026July 1, 2026

Breaking News: Shannon Larkin Apologizes to Nikki Sixx for Calling Out MÖTLEY CRÜE’s Use of Backing Tracks – The Drama…

Jazz Fest Chaos Six Hospitalized After Montreal Concert Incident
Live, Music News

Jazz Fest Chaos Six Hospitalized After Montreal Concert Incident

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 1, 2026

Six people were hospitalized following Angine de Poitrine’s free outdoor concert at the Montreal International Jazz Festival on Saturday, June…

Supergirl Unveils New Superpower Of Losing $100 Million In A Single Week
Babylon Bee

Supergirl Unveils New Superpower Of Losing $100 Million In A Single Week

FinnJuly 1, 2026

    METROPOLIS — The public was once again amazed by one of its heroes in recent days, as Supergirl unveiled…

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