Absolutely Shredded Guy Reveals His Secret Is Water Aerobics
ORLANDO, FL — After years of being admired for his absolutely shredded physique, local man Chris Kolaski finally revealed…
Day: July 2, 2026
Wilco and Breeders Smash YoYo World Record at Solid Sound Festival
Wilco’s annual Solid Sound Festival brought extra whimsy to North Adams, Massachusetts, over the weekend when the band teamed up…
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce Tie The Knot Insiders Reveal Details
The Wedding of the Century is no longer just Swiftie fan fiction. Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are reportedly set…
Mamdani Offers To Cool New Yorkers Down By Sending Them To Siberian Gulag
NEW YORK, NY — Mayor Zohran Mamdani asked New Yorkers weathering the heatwave to keep their thermostats at a…
ENSLAVED Teams Up With Actual Native American For Social Media Brownie Points
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some cultural appropriation… err, I mean, “cultural exchange”? 🤦♂️ Norwegian progressive metal band…
Gaming Setups Now Secretly Judging Your Life Choices Too
Oh joy, another opportunity for the gaming industry to collect our precious personal data, because what’s a little privacy when…
Russians suddenly remember Kyiv is still a thing
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this mess in Ukraine. Russia is still pounding…
America turns 247 and nobody cares
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The United States is turning 250, and it seems like nobody’s…
RUSH Designs T-Shirt to Aid Venezuela Earthquake Victims
RUSH have partnered with Fantoons to release a special one-off shirt with proceeds to benefit victims of the recent devastating…
You Won’t Believe Who’s Cashing In On America’s Birthday
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A report from House Democrats claims that donors who thought they…