El-Sayed and Stevens get feisty over AIPAC in Michigan Senate debate
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Michigan Senate Democratic debate between Rep. Haley Stevens and Abdul…
Day: July 7, 2026
Trump Tries Fixing Reflecting Pool, Because That’s The Real Priority
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool, and folks, it’s a…
Houston Authorities Confirm Immigration Agent Totally Not Overreacted Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A US Immigration and Customs Enforcement officer shot and killed a…
Oh Great Another Movie About Girls Who Clearly Have Their Lives Together and Never Make Poor Life Choices – Get Ready for the Utterly Relatable and Not At All Formulaic Stoner Comedy Starring Kristen Stewart and Alia Shawkat
The most epic film of the century is coming, and I’m not even being sarcastic (or am I?) 🤣! The…
Illumination’s Latest Attempt to Brainwash Kids with Cute Animations and Overpaid Celebs Like Timothée Chalamet, Selena Gomez, and a Bunch of Other People You’ve Never Heard of Gets a Trailer
Breaking News: Illumination’s New Film “Not Alone” is Coming and We’re All Just a Little Too Excited 🚀😱 Okay, let’s…
Cable Guy Hits 4K Ultra HD In New Steelbook Release
The 1996 dark comedy The Cable Guy is getting a 4K Ultra HD Steelbook edition, featuring Jim Carrey and Matthew…
Graham Platner’s Ex Details Alleged Abuse He Totally Didn’t Do Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this Maine Senate candidate, Graham Platner, and I just can’t help but…
Tesla Takes Family Road Trip To New Depths Literally
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this wild story involving a radiologist named Dharmesh Patel, who was accused…
Government Efficiently Shares Secrets While Trying To Kick People Out
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this lawsuit against the Trump administration, and folks, it’s a doozy. Apparently, the…
Agent Smith Meets a Metalhead
Black shirts. Hot weather. No regrets. Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…