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Day: July 7, 2026

‘Soccer Is Slow, Low-Scoring, And Boring,’ Says Baseball Fan
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‘Soccer Is Slow, Low-Scoring, And Boring,’ Says Baseball Fan

FinnJuly 7, 2026

    SAN DIEGO, CA — As America’s dreams of a World Cup victory came to an end, a sophisticated baseball…

Terminator 2 Returns to Theaters This August
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Terminator 2 Returns to Theaters This August

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 7, 2026

Terminator 2: Judgment Day is turning 35 this year, and the best way to recognize that is with another theatrical…

Elton John Sets Farewell Concerts In Mexico City
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Elton John Sets Farewell Concerts In Mexico City

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 7, 2026

Elton John has announced two farewell concerts taking place at Mexico City’s Estadio Banorte on October 2nd and 3rd. The…

July 2026s Top AirPods Discounts Revealed
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July 2026s Top AirPods Discounts Revealed

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 7, 2026

Though July 4th sales have come and gone, Amazon still has some great Apple AirPods deals worth considering if you’re…

WNBA Player Suspended For Not Assaulting Caitlin Clark
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WNBA Player Suspended For Not Assaulting Caitlin Clark

FinnJuly 7, 2026

    INDIANAPOLIS, IN — A WNBA player was suspended on Tuesday for failing to meet the league’s code of conduct…

Rockstars Unite for Ramones 50th Anniversary Celebration
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Rockstars Unite for Ramones 50th Anniversary Celebration

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 7, 2026

An all-star tribute band is coming together for an official 50th anniversary celebration of the Ramones‘ iconic self-titled debut album.…

Oh Joy Another Alpha Test Because We Clearly Need More Beta Tests
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Oh Joy Another Alpha Test Because We Clearly Need More Beta Tests

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 7, 2026July 7, 2026

Oh boy, another “exciting” development in the world of EVE Online, because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet.…

Another Dawnwalker Rehash Because Originality is Overrated
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Another Dawnwalker Rehash Because Originality is Overrated

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 7, 2026July 7, 2026

The Blood of Dawnwalker is finally within our grasp, and I’m thrilled to report that it’s everything I hoped it…

Chat Pile Drops New Single PEN I S MALL
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Chat Pile Drops New Single PEN I S MALL

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 7, 2026

Chat Pile have unleashed “PEN I S MALL” as the latest single from their upcoming album Who Loves the Sun,…

Why Every Modern Game Needs a Battle Pass (Even If Nobody Asked)
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Why Every Modern Game Needs a Battle Pass (Even If Nobody Asked)

Milton TruthwellJuly 7, 2026July 7, 2026

Today, you buy the game, then the Season Pass, then the Battle Pass, then the Premium Battle Pass, then the…

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