Canoeist David Hearn Denies Messing Up Pool Again
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Former Olympic canoeist David Hearn pleaded not guilty in Washington, DC,…
Day: July 9, 2026
Godzilla Gets Blasted in Minus Zero Trailer
The Toho Studios movie Godzilla Minus One was one of the best surprises of 2023, and so it’s hard not…
Keith Richards Shares Key to Long Life as a Good Boy
Before adopting a mostly clean and sober lifestyle in recent years, Keith Richards’ substance abuse was so legendary that you…
Bill Ward Uses Wheelchair But Vows To Keep Rocking
Black Sabbath drummer Bill Ward has penned an open letter revealing that he relies on the use of a wheelchair…
National Opera Lays Off 200 Phantoms
WASHINGTON—Aiming to cut costs after a poor fiscal quarter, Washington National Opera general director Timothy O’Leary announced plans Monday…
Memphis Task Force on Roll with Another Successful Citizen Interaction
So, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Memphis, and I come across this story about…
Bonnie Tyler Total Eclipse Singer Dies at 75
Bonnie Tyler, a musical icon of the 1980s best known for singing “Total Eclipse of the Heart,” has died at…
Lesley Groff Apparently Forgets Everything Important Again
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Lesley Groff, Jeffrey Epstein’s longtime assistant, told Congress that she…
Investors Anxiously Await Next Bubble to Blindly Invest In
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest happenings on Wall Street, and folks, it’s been a wild ride.…
NYC High-Rise Still Standing Barely
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest chaos in Midtown Manhattan, where a high-rise building’s structural columns buckled,…