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Day: July 12, 2026

Cure Bassist Simon Gallup Out Sick Son Eden Steps In
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Cure Bassist Simon Gallup Out Sick Son Eden Steps In

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 12, 2026

The Cure announced Saturday that bass player Simon Gallup had briefly stepped away from playing on the band’s European tour…

AC/DC Launches Summer Tour with Epic 21 Song Classic Setlist
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AC/DC Launches Summer Tour with Epic 21 Song Classic Setlist

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 12, 2026

AC/DC launched the Summer 2026 North American leg of their “PWR/UP” tour on Saturday night, July 11th, in Charlotte, North…

Lindsey Graham’s Demise Will Totally Not Affect His Voting Record
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Lindsey Graham’s Demise Will Totally Not Affect His Voting Record

Big ElephantJuly 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The sudden death of influential Republican Sen. Lindsey Graham is sending…

JAY-Z Celebrates 25 Years with Epic Yankee Stadium Show
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JAY-Z Celebrates 25 Years with Epic Yankee Stadium Show

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 12, 2026

JAY-Z returned to Yankee Stadium on Saturday, July 11th, to play the second of three consecutive shows this weekend. After…

Jay Z’s Blueprint Anniversary Falls Flat After Strong Opener
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Jay Z’s Blueprint Anniversary Falls Flat After Strong Opener

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 12, 2026

During the encore of JAY-Z’s Reasonable Doubt 30th Anniversary concert on Friday, July 10th, the hometown hero joked that he…

Youth Pastor’s Totally Normal Life Falls Apart 20 Years Later
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Youth Pastor’s Totally Normal Life Falls Apart 20 Years Later

Big ElephantJuly 12, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Bernadette and David Vander Meer is a…

Trump geographically challenges reality again somehow
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Trump geographically challenges reality again somehow

Big ElephantJuly 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has not been charitable about politicians’ verbal gaffes,…

Trump’s Masterpiece Turns Into Democrats’ Get Out The Vote Tool
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Trump’s Masterpiece Turns Into Democrats’ Get Out The Vote Tool

Big ElephantJuly 12, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s speech on the 250th anniversary of the nation’s founding, where he…

Billionaires Forced to Buy Regular Homes Now
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Billionaires Forced to Buy Regular Homes Now

Big ElephantJuly 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The federal government is finally taking steps to limit large investors’…

US Military’s Ammo Stash Apparently Spent On Birthday Party
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US Military’s Ammo Stash Apparently Spent On Birthday Party

Big ElephantJuly 12, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Iran conflict, and I’ve got to say,…

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