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Day: July 14, 2026

Magic meets Star Trek in bold crossover cash grab with familiar faces
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Magic meets Star Trek in bold crossover cash grab with familiar faces

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 14, 2026July 14, 2026

Get ready to boldly go where no Magic: The Gathering player has gone before, as Wizards of the Coast has…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump praises Todd Blanche for low murder rates
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ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump praises Todd Blanche for low murder rates

Milton TruthwellJuly 14, 2026

The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the nation is abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the Commander of Caps Lock.…

Soulfly Hits Road with Nailbomb and Incite this Fall
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Soulfly Hits Road with Nailbomb and Incite this Fall

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 14, 2026

Soulfly have announced a US tour for fall 2026 featuring fellow Cavalera family projects Nailbomb and Incite as support. The…

Lucinda Williams Sets North American Headlining Tour For Fall 2026
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Lucinda Williams Sets North American Headlining Tour For Fall 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 14, 2026

Lucinda Williams has announced a headlining North American tour in support of her latest album World’s Gone Wrong for fall…

Becky G Joins KAROL G for 2026 Tropitour North America
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Becky G Joins KAROL G for 2026 Tropitour North America

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 14, 2026

Becky G is set to join KAROL G for 10 North American dates on her upcoming “Viajando Por El Mundo…

RIP Mike Browning because you clearly wanted to read about another dead musician today
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RIP Mike Browning because you clearly wanted to read about another dead musician today

Chord F. DiscordJuly 14, 2026

Oh no, the metal world is doomed… or at least that’s what I keep telling myself as I drown my…

IRON MAIDEN sells soul to soulless corporation because legacy acts need mortgages too
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IRON MAIDEN sells soul to soulless corporation because legacy acts need mortgages too

Chord F. DiscordJuly 14, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some “exciting” news? 🤯 IRON MAIDEN has just partnered with Pophouse Entertainment, because what…

Carrie remake departs from novel in predictable cash-grab fashion somehow
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Carrie remake departs from novel in predictable cash-grab fashion somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 14, 2026

It’s time to get excited, and also a little worried, as Prime Video is bringing Stephen King’s classic novel Carrie…

Gaming Gold: Screen Time Gets a Neurological Reality Check
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Gaming Gold: Screen Time Gets a Neurological Reality Check

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 14, 2026

The gaming industry has finally reached the pinnacle of success, with a worth of over $200 billion and still growing.…

Paramount and WBD duke it out in court again somehow
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Paramount and WBD duke it out in court again somehow

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A coalition of 12 state attorneys general has filed an antitrust…

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