Taylor Momsen Only Cares About Herself Now
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious angst and emotional depth? 🤯 Because Taylor Momsen, the queen of…
Day: July 20, 2026
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump talks trade and oil with UK’s Andy Burnham
We’ve received another TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE, and it appears that Donald Trump, also known as THE MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET,…
Trump Gets New Jet Because Who Needs Roads Anyway
I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest development with the Qatari-donated jet that’s supposed to be serving…
Lesbian Couple Arrested In Miami On Sex Trafficking Charges
MIAMI, FL — A prominent lesbian couple was arrested Saturday on charges of sex trafficking, the latest in a…
Canada Gets Special 50% Tariff Privileges Courtesy Trump
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump invoking a 1930 trade law to impose 50% tariffs…
Point Break Returns To Theaters This August
One of the best movies to ever combine surfing and heist action is gearing up for a theatrical return, just…
Flavor Flav Fetes US Female Olympians with Backstreet Boys Ed Sheeran
Flavor Flav hosted the four-day “SHE Weekend” in Las Vegas from Thursday, July 16th through Sunday, July 19th to honor…
Green Cards Now Require Secret Talent for Starving Successfully
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration is at it again, trying to make it…
Dad Whose Wife And Kids Are Away Arrives At Church 3.5 Hours Early
SPRING HILL, TN — Local dad Dave Tibbets, whose wife and children were visiting relatives out of state, reportedly…
Mötley Crüe Launches 2026 Tour with Epic 17 Song Setlist
Mötley Crüe kicked off their Summer 2026 North American tour with Extreme and Tesla on Friday in Burgettstown, Pennsylvania, playing…