Marvel Tōkon revives stale genre with obligatory next-gen tag team cash grab
Get ready for another thrilling iteration of the never-ending battle for gaming supremacy, folks! I recently had the chance to…
Day: July 20, 2026
Jonathan Cain Blasts Bruce Springsteen Over Politics
Journey keyboardist-guitarist Jonathan Cain has called Bruce Springsteen “an annoying, bitter old man” who should “shut up” about politics. During…
Super Troopers Crash Limp Bizkit Concert Over Noise Complaint
Limp Bizkit’s performance of “Break Stuff” at the “Summer of ’99 and Beyond Festival” in Tinley Park, Illinois, was interrupted…
Rebecca Black Plans 2026 Exhibitionism on Tour Music Event
Rebecca Black has announced “Exhibitionism on Tour — Rebecca Black as: Miss Delicious,” a new North American headlining tour set…
Junior’s Business Booms with Daddy’s Help
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, Donald Trump Jr.’s investment firm, 1789 Capital, has been raking…
Avengers Unleash Multiverse Mayhem In First Full Trailer Release
Over a year of hype-building stunts and slowly-rolled-out teasers has led to this: Marvel Studios has finally released the first…
Parents Sit Kids Down For Difficult Discussion About Moving To Ad Tier
PITTSBURGH—Attempting to soften the blow with a promise to go out for ice cream later, local parents Dylan and…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump makes statement on Truth Social yesterday
The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the Mar-a-Lago Prophet.…
US Military Loses Two In Sudden Case Of War
I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the latest developments in the Middle East, and I just can’t help…
Booze Industry Goes Small To Get Really Big
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one: it seems the future of booze is getting smaller, and I’m…