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Day: July 20, 2026

Tomahawk Reunites Onstage With Melvins After 13 Year Hiatus
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Tomahawk Reunites Onstage With Melvins After 13 Year Hiatus

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2026

Tomahawk played their first show in 13 years as they kicked off a US tour with the Melvins on Saturday…

Melissa Auf der Maur Unveils First New Music in 15 Years
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Melissa Auf der Maur Unveils First New Music in 15 Years

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2026

Melissa Auf der Maur has announced her new album, BASS WOMB ROOM: My ’90s 4-Track Demos x Field Recordings, containing…

Federal Building Gets Free Fireworks Courtesy of Angry Protester
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Federal Building Gets Free Fireworks Courtesy of Angry Protester

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a guy who allegedly threw an incendiary device at New York City’s…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Trump shares thoughts on July 20 2026 on social media
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Trump shares thoughts on July 20 2026 on social media

Milton TruthwellJuly 20, 2026

The nation held its breath as THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as Donald Trump, issued a TRANSMISSION on Truth Social,…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on July 20 2026 on Truth Social
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on July 20 2026 on Truth Social

Milton TruthwellJuly 20, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken again, and this time, the TRANSMISSION is all about “GENERAL RULES”. In a shocking turn…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump backs House Republicans budget bill efforts
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump backs House Republicans budget bill efforts

Milton TruthwellJuly 20, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the faithful are rejoicing. In a recent transmission on Truth Social, THE FLORIDA MESSIAH,…

Harry Conklin Still Singing About Wizards And Stuff On New Cloven Hoof Album
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Harry Conklin Still Singing About Wizards And Stuff On New Cloven Hoof Album

Chord F. DiscordJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I just found out that NWOBHM legends CLOVEN HOOF…

Kirk Windstein’s Back Acts Up Again Because He’s Old
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Kirk Windstein’s Back Acts Up Again Because He’s Old

Chord F. DiscordJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

Oh no, the sky is falling! CROWBAR’s European tour is canceled, and I’m totally not surprised 🙄. I mean, who…

Westeros Wars Relaunches, Because Money Still Grows On Trees Apparently
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Westeros Wars Relaunches, Because Money Still Grows On Trees Apparently

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

Oh joy, another delay in the world of gaming, because what’s a few more months of waiting when you’re ready…

Gaming Cash Grabs Unite: Avengers Remake Boasts Predictable Explosions and Familiar Faces
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Gaming Cash Grabs Unite: Avengers Remake Boasts Predictable Explosions and Familiar Faces

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

Get ready for the ultimate cash-grab, folks! The latest Avengers: Doomsday trailer has dropped, and it’s a doozy. I mean,…

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