ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social July 21 2026
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest transmission from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…
Day: July 21, 2026
Man Angry He Got Hit By Sprinkler Acting Like He’s Never Going To Be Dry Again
EAU CLAIRE, WI—Staring down at his dampened shirt with a mixture of anger and stunned disbelief, local man Frank…
Wreckreation 2 revs up with fresh studio and absurdly high expectations somehow
Get ready to rev up your engines and crash into the world of Wreckreation 2, the sequel to the arcade…
Whitney Cummings Trump Jokes Cut from Netflix Kennedy Center Special
The Kennedy Center has been accused of censorship by comedian Whitney Cummings, who claims that two jokes about President Donald…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trumps high tax exodus spreads to the Midwest region
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the prophecy has been fulfilled. In a shocking turn of events, Donald Trump’s long-predicted…
NEW TRANSMISSION: Democrats watch as rich donors flee blue states in droves
The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the prophecy is clear: the exodus of rich people and companies from Democrat-run Blue…
Arizona’s MAGA Streak of Losing Continues Unbroken So Far
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about Rep. Andy Biggs, the leading Republican candidate for Arizona governor, and his…
Point Break is Back Because You Clearly Didn’t Learn to Surf or Rob Banks the First Time Around
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some totally tubular news? 🏄♂️🎥 Point Break, the most righteous action thriller of…
Big Pharma’s Slim Pickings in Weight-Loss Ads
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a rather interesting exhibition on obesity in London, funded by the pharmaceutical company…
GIRLSCHOOL still exists somehow releasing new album in 2028
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some seriously old-school metal news? 🤯 I mean, I’m not saying Girlschool is…