Politician’s Killer Gets Double Life Sentence Somehow Still Not Enough
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the sentencing of Vance Boelter, the Minnesota man who pleaded guilty to…
Day: July 23, 2026
The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Zendaya
With her roles in the current and upcoming blockbusters The Odyssey, Spider-Man: Brand New Day, and Dune: Part Three,…
Travis Scott Cites Oasis and Daft Punk as New Album Inspirations
Fresh off his feature acting debut as “The Bard” in The Odyssey, rapper Travis Scott is teasing a new musical…
Lizzy McAlpine Unveils Dreamy New Track The Light In The Painting
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Congress Tells Trump Not To Start War Just Yet Apparently
The US House has voted to halt President Donald Trump’s war in Iran, and I’m not surprised, folks, it’s been…
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This year marks the 30th anniversary of John Prine‘s 12th studio album, Lost Dogs & Mixed Blessings. In celebration, a…
Noah Kahan Asks Congress to Make Fans Wear Diapers
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Billie Joe Armstrong Teams Up with Epiphone for New Les Paul
Green Day frontman Billie Joe Armstrong and Epiphone have teamed up to release the limited edition Billie Joe Armstrong Les…
Trump’s Iran Options Shrinking Faster Than His Patience
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Trump is still convinced that Iran is…
Garth Brooks Bringing Blame It All On My Roots to Denver
Garth Brooks has announced the next stop of his “Blame It All On My Roots” arena tour with shows at…