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Day: July 30, 2026

California DMV Worker Requests Interpreter To Assist Customer Who Speaks English
Babylon Bee

California DMV Worker Requests Interpreter To Assist Customer Who Speaks English

FinnJuly 30, 2026

    CHULA VISTA, CA — A worker at the California Department of Motor Vehicles requested an interpreter to help translate…

Alicia Silverstone Returns in Clueless Series on Paramount+
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Alicia Silverstone Returns in Clueless Series on Paramount+

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 30, 2026

Paramount+ has greenlit a Clueless sequel series, with original star Alicia Silverstone reprising her role as Cher Horowitz from the…

Glen Hansard’s Last Show Caught on Camera Before Tragic Death
Live, Music News

Glen Hansard’s Last Show Caught on Camera Before Tragic Death

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 30, 2026

Footage has emerged of Glen Hansard’s final performance, filmed just hours before the beloved Irish musician lost his life in…

Alice In Chains Drops 30th Anniversary MTV Unplugged Edition
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Alice In Chains Drops 30th Anniversary MTV Unplugged Edition

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 30, 2026

Alice in Chains have announced a 30th anniversary edition of their iconic MTV Unplugged performance. The reissue, which arrives September…

Pulte sticks around because who needs a vacation anyway
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Pulte sticks around because who needs a vacation anyway

Big ElephantJuly 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Trump administration, and I have to say,…

CANDLEMASS somehow still exists and is making more music because you clearly needed that in your life
Breaking, Music News

CANDLEMASS somehow still exists and is making more music because you clearly needed that in your life

Chord F. DiscordJuly 30, 2026July 30, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture! 💥 The metal gods have smiled upon us, and a new Candlemass album is in the…

Zoltan Bathory assures stockholders Five Finger Death Punch will keep churning out mediocrity for years to come
Breaking, Music News

Zoltan Bathory assures stockholders Five Finger Death Punch will keep churning out mediocrity for years to come

Chord F. DiscordJuly 30, 2026July 30, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more Five Finger Death Punch? I mean, it’s not like they’ve been…

To Fight Antisemitism, Mamdani Announces Mandatory ‘Safety Camps’ For Jewish Residents
Babylon Bee

To Fight Antisemitism, Mamdani Announces Mandatory ‘Safety Camps’ For Jewish Residents

FinnJuly 30, 2026

    NEW YORK, NY — Mayor Zoran Mamdani already made good on his pledge to combat antisemitism, as on Thursday…

Elon Musk: ‘Revenge Porn Is A Human Right’
The Onion

Elon Musk: ‘Revenge Porn Is A Human Right’

FinnJuly 30, 2026

       The post Elon Musk: ‘Revenge Porn Is A Human Right’ appeared first on The Onion.     Read More FinnFinn McFrame,…

Smashing Pumpkins Host Surprise Brady Bunch Reunion at Lollapalooza
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Smashing Pumpkins Host Surprise Brady Bunch Reunion at Lollapalooza

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 30, 2026

The Smashing Pumpkins welcomed an unexpected guest during their Lollapalooza pre-show in Chicago on Wednesday night: The Brady Bunch star…

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