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Month: July 2026

Devil Master Drops New Album And Single You Worms Vain Delusions
Live, Music News

Devil Master Drops New Album And Single You Worms Vain Delusions

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 7, 2026

Devil Master have announced a new album titled Bloody Dreams, set to arrive September 4th via Relapse Records. Ahead of…

Mariska Hargitay Set to Host Emmy Awards This Year
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Mariska Hargitay Set to Host Emmy Awards This Year

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 7, 2026

Mariska Hargitay has been attending some pretty cool events lately — the NBA finals, Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s wedding…

Kids Sentenced To Another Week At Different VBS
Babylon Bee

Kids Sentenced To Another Week At Different VBS

FinnJuly 7, 2026

    MOBILE, AL — After surviving five consecutive days of “Jungle Quest: Following Jesus Into The Wild” just last month,…

Mitch McConnell’s Mysterious Three Week Hospital Stay Remains Unexplained
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Mitch McConnell’s Mysterious Three Week Hospital Stay Remains Unexplained

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2026

Okay, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. US Sen. Mitch McConnell has been hospitalized for three weeks,…

Santana Extends Las Vegas Residency Into Fall 2026
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Santana Extends Las Vegas Residency Into Fall 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 7, 2026

Santana has extended his 2026 Las Vegas residency with a new run of November dates. Taking place at the House…

Study: Average Woman Prefers Partner Who Is Member Of ZZ Top
The Onion

Study: Average Woman Prefers Partner Who Is Member Of ZZ Top

FinnJuly 7, 2026

       HOUSTON—A new study published Thursday by researchers at the University of Houston revealed that the average American woman vastly…

More MTG Reprints Because Innovation Is Overrated Apparently
Breaking, Games News

More MTG Reprints Because Innovation Is Overrated Apparently

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 7, 2026July 7, 2026

Oh joy, another Secret Lair drop, because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet. Wizards of the Coast has…

Agnostic Front And Angel Du$t Team Up For US Fall Tour
Live, Music News

Agnostic Front And Angel Du$t Team Up For US Fall Tour

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 7, 2026

Two generations of hardcore are teaming up, as Agnostic Front and Angel Du$t have announced a co-headlining US tour for…

U2 Drops New Single Streets Of Dreams Now Streaming
Live, Music News

U2 Drops New Single Streets Of Dreams Now Streaming

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 7, 2026

U2 have released a new single, “Street of Dreams,” the first song from their upcoming new studio album. “Streets of…

Alabama Shakes Unveil New Album I Must Be Dreaming
Live, Music News

Alabama Shakes Unveil New Album I Must Be Dreaming

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 7, 2026

Alabama Shakes are back to announce their first new album in 11 years, I Must Be Dreaming. The album will…

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