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Month: July 2026

Odyssey Box Office Defies Elon Musk Predictions Once More
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Odyssey Box Office Defies Elon Musk Predictions Once More

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 19, 2026

Elon Musk’s criticism of Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey has proven to be unsuccessful as the box office haul for the…

Jonathan Cain Calls Out Bruce Springsteen As Cranky Old Guy Who Wont Stop Yapping About Politics
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Jonathan Cain Calls Out Bruce Springsteen As Cranky Old Guy Who Wont Stop Yapping About Politics

Chord F. DiscordJuly 19, 2026July 19, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some piping hot takes from Jonathan Cain, the keyboardist of Journey? 🙄 Because…

Mötley Crüe still touring because your dad refuses to let them retire
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Mötley Crüe still touring because your dad refuses to let them retire

Chord F. DiscordJuly 19, 2026July 19, 2026

Breaking News: MÖTLEY CRÜE Is Back, Because You Clearly Didn’t Get Enough of Them the First Time Around 🤯 I…

Warframe insiders spill guts on Devil’s Triad at TennoCon 2026
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Warframe insiders spill guts on Devil’s Triad at TennoCon 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 19, 2026July 19, 2026

It’s that time of year again: TennoCon, the annual love fest for all things Warframe. And, as is customary, Digital…

Butterfat Prices Plummet Mercifully
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Butterfat Prices Plummet Mercifully

Big ElephantJuly 19, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about ice cream prices, because, priorities. Apparently, ice cream prices are cooling off ahead…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Scotland celebrates Andy Burnham’s North Sea Oil promise
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Scotland celebrates Andy Burnham’s North Sea Oil promise

Milton TruthwellJuly 19, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of Aberdeen, Scotland are rejoicing. In a recent Truth Social post, COMMANDER…

ICE Kills Guy, Feds Immediately Trash His Reputation
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

ICE Kills Guy, Feds Immediately Trash His Reputation

Big ElephantJuly 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An FBI agent arrives at a crime scene in Houston and…

L7 Bassist Jennifer Finch Dies at 59 from Brain Cancer
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L7 Bassist Jennifer Finch Dies at 59 from Brain Cancer

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 19, 2026

Jennifer Finch, founding and longtime bassist of pioneering feminist rock band L7, has died at the age of 59 following…

Biblical Symbolism Meets Racial Tension at Confederate Monument
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Biblical Symbolism Meets Racial Tension at Confederate Monument

Big ElephantJuly 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A 68-year-old photographer, Jean Shifrin, has been documenting the people who…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Le Pen resurgence sparks concerns of French nationalism surge
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Le Pen resurgence sparks concerns of French nationalism surge

Milton TruthwellJuly 19, 2026

The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the world is once again reminded of the unstoppable force that is Trump-style nationalism.…

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