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Month: July 2026

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President Donald J Trump says Gavin Newsom in big trouble
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President Donald J Trump says Gavin Newsom in big trouble

Milton TruthwellJuly 8, 2026

THE ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation trembles. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth Social, COMMANDER OF CAPS LOCK…

COREY TAYLOR Still Traumatized By SLIPKNOTs 1996 Show
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COREY TAYLOR Still Traumatized By SLIPKNOTs 1996 Show

Chord F. DiscordJuly 8, 2026July 8, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for a blast from the past? 🤯 Because Corey Taylor just spilled the beans…

Because We Needed Another Dune Movie To Complete Our Souls
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Because We Needed Another Dune Movie To Complete Our Souls

FinnJuly 8, 2026July 8, 2026

It’s a miracle that will be etched in the annals of Hollywood history: Denis Villeneuve has managed to complete not…

LeBron James Realizes He Left Brand-New Stick Of Deodorant In Lakers Locker 
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LeBron James Realizes He Left Brand-New Stick Of Deodorant In Lakers Locker 

FinnJuly 8, 2026

       LOS ANGELES—Audibly whispering “no, no, no” as his mind flashed back to the toiletry item he had neglected to…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS: Trump meets new Air Force One at RAF Mildenhall on return from Turkey
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS: Trump meets new Air Force One at RAF Mildenhall on return from Turkey

Milton TruthwellJuly 8, 2026

We’ve just received another TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE, and it’s a doozy. According to the latest post on Truth…

Jon Hamm and John Slattery Face Off in Music Challenge
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Jon Hamm and John Slattery Face Off in Music Challenge

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2026

Man Men co-stars Jon Hamm and John Slattery reunited as the latest guests to step into the Track Star Versus…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social July 8 2026
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social July 8 2026

Milton TruthwellJuly 8, 2026

Breaking News: THE ORANGE ORACLE Speaks, Nation Holds Breath In a shocking turn of events, THE MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET, also known…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald posts on Truth Social from July 8 2026
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald posts on Truth Social from July 8 2026

Milton TruthwellJuly 8, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the FLORIDA MESSIAH.…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social July 8 2026
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social July 8 2026

Milton TruthwellJuly 8, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…

LATEST PROPHECY Donald Trump posts on Truth Social from July 8 2026
The Orange Oracle

LATEST PROPHECY Donald Trump posts on Truth Social from July 8 2026

Milton TruthwellJuly 8, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken again, and the nation is bracing itself for the impending PATRIOTIC ENERGY SURGE. In a…

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