Trump somehow not messing up Iran situation yet
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration has been dealt a surprise ace in the…
Month: July 2026
SpaceX Joins Nasdaq 100 Because Money Loves Rockets
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. SpaceX is joining the Nasdaq 100 index, which is a big…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald posts on Truth Social on given date
THE ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is abuzz with patriotic fervor. In a recent Truth Social post, COMMANDER…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on given date
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the world is once again left to ponder the sheer magnitude of his greatness.…
The Oracle Speaks Donald Trump posts on Truth Social
Breaking News: THE ORANGE ORACLE Returns to Mount Rushmore for America’s 250th Birthday Bash In a move that has left…
Duran Duran back from dead again for London Halloween bash
Because the music world was just missing one thing – another Duran Duran tour – the iconic band has announced…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump demands 350 billion for defense in Reconciliation 3.0
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET. In a…
Trump Threatens to Send NATO a Strongly Worded Letter
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems President Donald Trump is still fuming about his fellow…
Vaccines Get Blamed First Obviously
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this Idaho woman, Andrea Shaw, who’s facing murder charges connected to the deaths…
More Bingeable Content to Waste Your Life On This Week Apparently
Because You Clearly Haven’t Had Enough to Watch Already, Here’s What’s New This Week Let’s face it, the Content Mines…