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Month: July 2026

Gamers Ask: Can VPNs Save Streams from ISP Throttling Madness
Breaking, Games News

Gamers Ask: Can VPNs Save Streams from ISP Throttling Madness

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 17, 2026July 17, 2026

So, you want to know if using a VPN will turn your streaming experience into a pixelated mess? Well, let…

Bethesda Unveils Bloated Roadmap Featuring Fallout 5 and a Side of Corporate Hubris
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Bethesda Unveils Bloated Roadmap Featuring Fallout 5 and a Side of Corporate Hubris

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 17, 2026July 17, 2026

Just when you thought the gaming world couldn’t get any more absurd, Bethesda Game Studios drops a bombshell update on…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS: Election integrity documents now available for public review online
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS: Election integrity documents now available for public review online

Milton TruthwellJuly 17, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the Commander of…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President DJT condemns vandals who damaged Reflecting Pool
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President DJT condemns vandals who damaged Reflecting Pool

Milton TruthwellJuly 17, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest transmission from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…

COLDRAIN makes album for 12 dudes who still use MySpace
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COLDRAIN makes album for 12 dudes who still use MySpace

Chord F. DiscordJuly 17, 2026July 17, 2026

OH BOY, IT’S FINALLY HAPPENING! 🤩 COLDRAIN IS BACK WITH A NEW ALBUM AND I’M ONLY MILDLY EXCITED 😐 I…

Home Alone 2 Pigeon Lady Brenda Fricker Dies at 81
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Home Alone 2 Pigeon Lady Brenda Fricker Dies at 81

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 17, 2026

Brenda Fricker, who famously played the Pigeon Lady in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York and Daniel Day Lewis’…

Taco Bell’s Latest Menu Item: Regret
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Taco Bell’s Latest Menu Item: Regret

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Taco Bell, the shining star of the fast-food business, is dealing…

Wife’s Muscular Sidepiece Challenged To Battle Of Wits
The Onion

Wife’s Muscular Sidepiece Challenged To Battle Of Wits

FinnJuly 17, 2026

       DAYTON, OH—Jeering that the other man’s chiseled physique would offer little aid in their upcoming confrontation, local intellectual Kenneth…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: DJT praises Italian Embassy renovation as NYC model needed
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: DJT praises Italian Embassy renovation as NYC model needed

Milton TruthwellJuly 17, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken once again, and this time, THE MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET has set his sights on urban renewal.…

Square Enix milks nostalgia with Final Fantasy Resonance pre-orders now live
Breaking, Games News

Square Enix milks nostalgia with Final Fantasy Resonance pre-orders now live

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 17, 2026July 17, 2026

Oh joy, another Final Fantasy game to add to the ever-growing list of RPGs that will consume my life. Final…

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