Vets Face Firing Squad in Tone-Deaf Cartoon Chaos
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a cartoon that’s got some congressman’s undies in a twist. Apparently, a…
Month: July 2026
Fresh Faces Head to Congress to Explain All the Chaos They Made
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court is asking Congress for a big chunk of…
Graham and Trump Bizarrely Become Best Buds Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that Senator Lindsey Graham, who once told Donald Trump…
Inflation Sticks Around Like Your In-Laws
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The worst of America’s inflation resurgence may be over, but that…
Frank Ferrer Leaves Guns N Roses Because Even He Got Bored
I just spilled my beer all over my “Appetite for Destruction” vinyl because I’m still trying to process the earth-shattering…
Graham’s Departure Sparks Thrilling Game of Musical Chairs in Washington
The death of Sen. Lindsey Graham and the long hospitalization of Sen. Mitch McConnell are reminders that time waits for…
JAY-Z’s Yankee Stadium Gig Delayed Due to Security Issue
A reported security incident outside Yankee Stadium has significantly delayed the start of JAY-Z’s third and final show at the…
Tom Morello Mourns Loss of His Mother Mary Morello
Tom Morello has announced the passing of his mother, Mary Morello, at the age of 102. A former high school…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on specific date
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken once again, and the nation is abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION. In a recent post…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on specific date
In a shocking turn of events, THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as President DJT, has taken to Truth Social to…